It just don’t get better than this:<\/p>\n
Dear Mr. Settle, can I call you ben or do you prefer Benjamen?<\/strong>
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\nMy name is ___ and I have a new product that will change the way\u00a0people wash their hair. \u00a0this is true. \u00a0A new technique and it will\u00a0impress so many.<\/strong>
\n\u00a0<\/strong>
\nI need to hire you to create a marketing campaign. \u00a0Please send to\u00a0me a list of some clients who I can ask for a reference on your\u00a0work. \u00a0Then we will discuss the direction I need you to take after\u00a0I contact them.<\/strong><\/p>\nalso, because I want to hire you will you please send a couple of\u00a0months of email players product. \u00a0i need to get some ideas. \u00a0After\u00a0I get this all from you I will let you if I will sign a contract\u00a0for your hire and then (and only then, you understand trade secrets\u00a0= I am certain you do), Ill let you know what my idea is all about.\u00a0\u00a0Looking forward to a swift reply because i want to get this going\u00a0this week.<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Zowie!<\/p>\n
Can I raise and support your bastard child as well?<\/p>\n
Please?<\/p>\n
Pretty please???<\/p>\n
I suppose this shouldn’t surprise me.<\/p>\n
It’s Halloween time, after all.<\/p>\n
And that’s when the trolls come out to play…<\/p>\n
All right, onto more important news:<\/p>\n
Last weekend Producer Jonathan (who produces “The Ben Settle Show”\u00a0podcast) did a special $100 off sale on my Copywriting Grab Bag\u00a0product. It stunned me how many “Email Players” subscribers emailed\u00a0after the deadline saying they wished they could have gotten it in\u00a0time, etc.<\/p>\n
Why did it stun me?<\/p>\n
Because EP subscribers *already* get it for $100 off.<\/p>\n
It’s one of the perks of subscribing.<\/p>\n
Kinda sloppy marketing on my part.<\/p>\n
(What I get for assuming they already knew.)<\/p>\n
Anyway, there’s a lesson there.<\/p>\n
Hope you found it.<\/p>\n
In the meantime, go here next:<\/p>\n