{"id":9091,"date":"2014-10-16T06:30:33","date_gmt":"2014-10-16T13:30:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=9091"},"modified":"2014-10-16T06:30:33","modified_gmt":"2014-10-16T13:30:33","slug":"count-benculas-freaky-apprentice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/count-benculas-freaky-apprentice\/","title":{"rendered":"Count Bencula&#8217;s Freaky Apprentice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>True story:<\/p>\n<p>Recently, my copywriting apprentice came over to get some work done\u00a0(i.e. cook, clean, write emails, etc). It was afternoon and\u00a0she breached Castle Settle protocol\u00a0by not even showering or\u00a0combing her hair before arriving.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently, she thought it was casual Tuesday.<\/p>\n<p>(Yes, she was lectured.)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, here&#8217;s why this matters to you:<\/p>\n<p>She was working downstairs at my kitchen table listening to\u00a0Halloween music, and I decided to take a break from editing my\u00a0newest novel &#8220;Vampire Apocalypse&#8221; and meddle in her work.<\/p>\n<p>My stairway is next to the kitchen.<\/p>\n<p>Thus, she was sitting with her back to me.<\/p>\n<p>And what happened was, I came down while she was listening to a\u00a0spooky organ-type piece called &#8220;The Brides&#8221; from the &#8220;Bram Stoker&#8217;s\u00a0Dracula&#8221; movie score. And as I walked down the steps, I saw her at\u00a0the table, back to me, her hair standing up and out like some\u00a0kind of <em>ghoul<\/em>, typing on her laptop, moving her shoulders up and\u00a0down, and side by side, to the music.<\/p>\n<p>From where I was, it didn&#8217;t look like she was typing.<\/p>\n<p>It looked like she was playing an organ.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Like SHE was playing the creepy music.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It amused me.<\/p>\n<p>And, thus, lessened the severity of her punishment for breaching\u00a0Castle Settle dress code.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, that music was delightfully menacing.<\/p>\n<p>What I call &#8220;horror epic.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So what did I do?<\/p>\n<p>I marched back up to my office.<\/p>\n<p>Downloaded the piece from Amazon.<\/p>\n<p>And resumed editing &#8220;Vampire Apocalypse&#8221; while listening to it.<\/p>\n<p>(Kinda poetic, eh?)<\/p>\n<p>And guess what?<\/p>\n<p>That music had a HUGE impact on the chapter I was writing. (Chapter\u00a06 &#8212; probably the best chapter in the book). It made the chapter\u00a0FAR better than it would have been. Made it more entertaining, too.\u00a0And, dare I say, more eerie and disturbing.<\/p>\n<p>The lesson:<\/p>\n<p><strong>Music impacts writing.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t care if you&#8217;re writing fiction. Or how-to books. Or, yes,\u00a0emails. Frankly, I often turn on specific music to match my email&#8217;s\u00a0&#8220;theme.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I suggest you do thou likewise, Count Chokula.<\/p>\n<p>Anything that stirs emotions will do.<\/p>\n<p>More:<\/p>\n<p>If you want your emails to be even more profitable, check out the\u00a0&#8220;Email Players&#8221; newsletter.<\/p>\n<p>It seems expensive.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe even hair-raisingly so.<\/p>\n<p>But really, it&#8217;s just $3.23 per day.<\/p>\n<p>Even Dracula&#8217;s unemployed brides could afford that.<\/p>\n<p>Subscription info here:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.EmailPlayers.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>www.EmailPlayers.com<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>True story: Recently, my copywriting apprentice came over to get some work done\u00a0(i.e. cook, clean, write emails, etc). 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