{"id":9119,"date":"2014-10-31T06:30:56","date_gmt":"2014-10-31T13:30:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=9119"},"modified":"2014-10-31T06:30:56","modified_gmt":"2014-10-31T13:30:56","slug":"how-to-profit-from-douche-nozzles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/how-to-profit-from-douche-nozzles\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Profit From Douche Nozzles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s the deadline to get the November &#8220;Email Players&#8221; issue.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s what&#8217;s inside:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>How even raw &amp; &#8220;wriggling&#8221; noobies can hammer out money-making\u00a0emails in as little as 4-minutes. (Also works for pounding out\u00a0ezine articles, too.)<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>The one and only thing you need to include in your emails to sell\u00a0the hell out of your products. (And nope&#8230; it ain&#8217;t proof, it\u00a0ain&#8217;t benefits, it ain&#8217;t even a call to action, necessarily. It&#8217;s\u00a0this fun and easy thing people love getting in their emails.)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>How to make your emails &#8220;feel&#8221; like content, even though they are\u00a0essentially pure sales pitch.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>What a &#8220;brain fart&#8221; subject line is&#8230; and why it&#8217;s perhaps the\u00a0single most profitable kind of subject line I&#8217;ve ever used. (And\u00a0yes, examples galore are included.)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>An old school copywriting badass&#8217;s secret to making your emails\u00a0far more credible, believable, and, yes, more profitable. (The\u00a0irony is, this guy probably never sent an email pitch in his life.)<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>How to use email to profit from douche nozzles. (Including iTunes\u00a0trolls, amazon trolls, and garden variety social media trolls who\u00a0lie about your products in reviews.)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>The email subject line secret of the copywriting genius behind\u00a0Boardroom, Inc.<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li>An example of how to make lots of sales in emails without so much\u00a0as mentioning a single benefit or claim.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>And a honey bunches of oats lot more&#8230;<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Including a bonus about building lists using contests.<\/p>\n<p>This is a great &#8220;jumping on&#8221; issue.<\/p>\n<p>(If I do say so myself&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>But, today&#8217;s the deadline to grab it.<\/p>\n<p>Subscribe here while there&#8217;s still time:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.EmailPlayers.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>www.EmailPlayers.com<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s the deadline to get the November &#8220;Email Players&#8221; issue. Here&#8217;s what&#8217;s inside: How even raw &amp; &#8220;wriggling&#8221; noobies can hammer out money-making\u00a0emails in as little as 4-minutes. (Also works for pounding out\u00a0ezine articles, too.) The one and only thing you need to include in your emails to sell\u00a0the hell out of your products. (And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-9119","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-email-marketing"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9119"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9119\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}