{"id":9126,"date":"2014-10-31T21:00:41","date_gmt":"2014-11-01T04:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=9126"},"modified":"2014-10-31T21:00:41","modified_gmt":"2014-11-01T04:00:41","slug":"what-my-tombstone-will-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/what-my-tombstone-will-say\/","title":{"rendered":"What My Tombstone Will Say"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve put a lot of thought into it.<\/p>\n<p>Days and weeks and months and, dare I say it, years, even. And,\u00a0I&#8217;ve decided my tombstone when I finally croak and join the &#8220;choir\u00a0invisible&#8221; will be my name with this underneath it:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>&#8220;I SHALL RETURN!&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>For some reason that amuses me.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I want to lay down this reminder:<\/p>\n<p>In another few hours the free Halloween offer for the kindle\u00a0edition of &#8220;Zombie Cop&#8221; (which includes, as a bonus at the end, the\u00a0first chapter of my upcoming sequel book &#8220;Vampire Apocalypse&#8221;) ends.<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s that?<\/p>\n<p>You already own the Kindle version?<\/p>\n<p>Simply do this:<\/p>\n<p>Either use a different Amazon account or your spouse&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>You can&#8217;t re-download it free, apparently.<\/p>\n<p>Download it here:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ZombieCopBook.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>www.ZombieCopBook.com<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve put a lot of thought into it. Days and weeks and months and, dare I say it, years, even. And,\u00a0I&#8217;ve decided my tombstone when I finally croak and join the &#8220;choir\u00a0invisible&#8221; will be my name with this underneath it: &#8220;I SHALL RETURN!&#8221; For some reason that amuses me. Anyway, I want to lay down [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,9,14],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-9126","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-copywriting-and-sales-letters","7":"category-email-marketing","8":"category-sales-marketing"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9126\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}