{"id":9257,"date":"2014-12-04T06:30:59","date_gmt":"2014-12-04T14:30:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=9257"},"modified":"2014-12-04T06:30:59","modified_gmt":"2014-12-04T14:30:59","slug":"the-earwig-apocalypse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/the-earwig-apocalypse\/","title":{"rendered":"The Earwig Apocalypse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let me tell you about my place.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s newer house that sits atop a tall hill overlooking a pretty\u00a0crappy neighborhood (on my podcast I once said\u00a0how I could\u00a0literally see a meth house from my office window &#8212; I wish I was\u00a0joking&#8230;) Even though I dig my place and my 3 neighbors on top of\u00a0this hill (for the most part), I feel kinda like the grinch\u00a0overlooking Whoville when I look out the window.<\/p>\n<p>All the dam Who&#8217;s in the &#8216;hood.<\/p>\n<p>Making noise.<\/p>\n<p>Cluttering up the street.<\/p>\n<p>(People park on BOTH sides of the street, even though it&#8217;s narrow\u00a0and a sign clearly says &#8220;no parking on this side of the street&#8221; on\u00a0one side).<\/p>\n<p>And full of so many stray dogs, I daren&#8217;t walk my dog here.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, that said:<\/p>\n<p>I do dig my place.<\/p>\n<p>(The hill is too steep for the dregs to want to climb up here &#8212;\u00a0hellz, I don&#8217;t even like walking up and down it to get my mail at\u00a0the mailbox&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, to the point:<\/p>\n<p><strong>One thing I don&#8217;t like about my place is all the earwigs.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Whenever the exterminator comes, he sprays around and, within\u00a0hours, I got earwigs sneaking in through a crack in the front door\u00a0dying on my kitchen floor.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like the earwig apocalypse.<\/p>\n<p>And, it&#8217;s kinda gross.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, why am I telling you this?<\/p>\n<p>How does this help you?<\/p>\n<p>Well, for the first year here, I just ignored it. Since I had a\u00a0person cleaning my place, I simply didn&#8217;t worry about it.\u00a0Especially since I spend 99% of my time upstairs either sleeping or\u00a0in my office.<\/p>\n<p>But eventually, it got to me.<\/p>\n<p>All the friggin\u00a0dead earwigs.<\/p>\n<p>Now, if I was foolish I would&#8217;ve blamed the exterminators.<\/p>\n<p>(I&#8217;ve gone through three.)<\/p>\n<p>But, it&#8217;s not their fault.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s mine.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t seal the small opening in the door.<\/p>\n<p>And no matter how skilled they were&#8230; no matter how precisely they\u00a0sprayed&#8230; no matter how great their knowledge&#8230; until I sealed\u00a0that hole, the bugs were coming in.<\/p>\n<p>And, it&#8217;s the same online.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve seen time after time and after time people complaining about\u00a0their &#8220;copy&#8221; not working, when all the dead sales lying around had\u00a0nothing to do with their copy.<\/p>\n<p>Example:<\/p>\n<p>One of my friends told me about a client he had.<\/p>\n<p>His opt ins were abysmally low.<\/p>\n<p>At first, the client blamed the copywriter. But it wasn&#8217;t the copy.\u00a0It was a glitch in the code that was screwing something up and only\u00a0a small fraction of people *could* opt in.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">And until they fixed that, the copy didn&#8217;t matter<\/span>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>They had to fix the crack in the door, first.<\/p>\n<p>Only then, could sales flow.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, something to think about.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a lot of profit in dropping the &#8220;ninja&#8221; mindset always\u00a0looking for ways to tweak and geek your ads&#8230; and just look for\u00a0obvious bottlenecks in your sites.<\/p>\n<p>Enter the book &#8220;Obvious Adams&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I first heard of it when the great Gary Bencivenga sent it to me.<\/p>\n<p>(He&#8217;s universally considered the world&#8217;s greatest living copywriter.)<\/p>\n<p>And, he said he reads it once or twice per year.<\/p>\n<p>And, that his mentor the late (great) ad man David Ogilvy insisted\u00a0all his people read it &#8212; since it instills a certain, very rare\u00a0mindset in you where you can see the obvious solutions to problems\u00a0that plague the average, common marketer.<\/p>\n<p>What about you?<\/p>\n<p>Would you like to see this book?<\/p>\n<p>(Actually, it&#8217;s a booklet &#8212; only about 20 pages or so.)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s on Kindle here:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.BenSettle.com\/obvious\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>www.BenSettle.com\/obvious<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And it only costs a &#8220;whopping&#8221; $2.99.<\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let me tell you about my place. 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