{"id":9425,"date":"2015-01-08T16:30:07","date_gmt":"2015-01-09T00:30:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=9425"},"modified":"2015-01-08T16:30:07","modified_gmt":"2015-01-09T00:30:07","slug":"proof-my-poop-doesnt-stink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/proof-my-poop-doesnt-stink\/","title":{"rendered":"Proof My Poop Doesn&#8217;t Stink"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Came a Facebook comment yesterday from Boykie Mackay:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>I gotta admit, I got sucked in as well. I got caught in the B.S\u00a0POOP (Ben Settle Powers Of Optimal Persuasion).<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I hadn&#8217;t read a non-fiction book in quite a while and figured I&#8217;d\u00a0get Zombie Cop (to learn the art of storytelling and\u00a0&#8220;infotainment&#8221;, off course), but I got hooked!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>One page turned to the next, and before long I&#8217;d finished the book<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>in one sitting.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>I did kick myself later for the time I could have used more\u00a0&#8220;productively&#8221; in other activities.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Ahhh, well &#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Guess I&#8217;ll have to kick myself again for the next day I&#8217;ll put\u00a0aside to get through Enoch Wars !!!<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>See?<\/p>\n<p>Told you.<\/p>\n<p>My poop doesn&#8217;t stink.<\/p>\n<p>And, neither does the Zombie Cop&#8217;s or Fezziwig the Vampire&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>You can read the first chapters free here:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.EnochWars.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>www.EnochWars.com<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Came a Facebook comment yesterday from Boykie Mackay: I gotta admit, I got sucked in as well. I got caught in the B.S\u00a0POOP (Ben Settle Powers Of Optimal Persuasion). I hadn&#8217;t read a non-fiction book in quite a while and figured I&#8217;d\u00a0get Zombie Cop (to learn the art of storytelling and\u00a0&#8220;infotainment&#8221;, off course), but I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,9,14],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-9425","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-copywriting-and-sales-letters","7":"category-email-marketing","8":"category-sales-marketing"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9425"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9425\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}