{"id":9863,"date":"2015-04-28T06:30:06","date_gmt":"2015-04-28T13:30:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/?p=9863"},"modified":"2015-04-28T06:30:06","modified_gmt":"2015-04-28T13:30:06","slug":"dont-ever-show-me-crap-like-this-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bensettle.com\/blog\/dont-ever-show-me-crap-like-this-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Ever Show Me Crap Like This Again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Behold:<\/p>\n<p>Last year, when my I was instructing my ex-copywriting apprentice\u00a0in the arts and craft of Ben Settle email writing, I did something\u00a0the mush cookies would no doubt say was borderline &#8220;abusive&#8221; to her.<\/p>\n<p>What happened was this:<\/p>\n<p>She got her first client and sent me her first batch of emails.<\/p>\n<p>I grunted a few times (as her email interrupted my all-important\u00a0intellectual pursuits at the moment) and read through them.<\/p>\n<p>I was horrified.<\/p>\n<p>They were unfit for public reading.<\/p>\n<p>I said:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>&#8220;don&#8217;t ever show me crap like this again.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yes, elBenbo bared his fangs this time.<\/p>\n<p>(I think there was even a full moon that night&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, I then spent a couple hours writing her a long, detailed,\u00a0and informational-dense email telling her not only what to\u00a0do to correct her sins, but examples of how I think, plot, and\u00a0strategize when I write my own emails. This is something I&#8217;ve never\u00a0really done before. In fact, the only time I&#8217;ve ever done something\u00a0like it was to some people I was hanging out with at our last\u00a0Oceans 4 mastermind, at the bar, with a couple of the attendees.<\/p>\n<p>(I was much nicer to them, though.)<\/p>\n<p>And guess what?<\/p>\n<p>The May &#8220;Email Players&#8221; issue contains this lesson.<\/p>\n<p>I only did some *mild* editing.<\/p>\n<p>(For context).<\/p>\n<p>And if you&#8217;re a white knight mush cookie thinking I&#8217;m too mean or\u00a0whatever, worry not:<\/p>\n<p>Her self esteem wasn&#8217;t damaged.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, she was grateful for it.<\/p>\n<p>She emerged a MUCH better copywriter from it.<\/p>\n<p>And, she has a thriving client base of happy-as-clams customers as\u00a0a result. (And just to show I&#8217;m not pure evil to her&#8230; once in a\u00a0blue moon &#8212; to keep her spirits up &#8212; I even give her an\u00a0*occasional* compliment to boot&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, at the risk of sounding goo-roo cliche&#8217;:<\/p>\n<p>This is true &#8220;insider&#8221; info.<\/p>\n<p>Stuff I only would tell someone one-on-one.<\/p>\n<p>And this next issue is probably the only time you&#8217;ll see it.<\/p>\n<p>Subscribe here before it goes to print and it&#8217;s too late:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.EmailPlayers.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>www.EmailPlayers.com<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ben Settle<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Behold: Last year, when my I was instructing my ex-copywriting apprentice\u00a0in the arts and craft of Ben Settle email writing, I did something\u00a0the mush cookies would no doubt say was borderline &#8220;abusive&#8221; to her. 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