Heads up:
Tomorrow’s “Ben Settle Show” podcast is gonna show you how to do your own podcast — including if you even *should* do one (Hint: Most people shouldn’t) and the details on how it all works, straight from the beady, rat-like mind of my producer Jonathan Rivera.
So watch for my signal tomorrow when it’s up.
In the meantime…
Here are 59 happy tips we’ve shared on the show thus far:
- How to repulse people into buying from you.
- Why being an ugly chick is like playing the dating game on hard mode (and some secret ways they can use to steal the highest value men from hotter women).
- The biggest difference between copywriting and creative writing.
- How chicks “trick” guys into pining for them (and how guys can “flip the script” and use their sneaky wiles against them — works for getting clients, too).
- Why mush cookie marketers piss off their lists.
- Why you shouldn’t put customers on a pedestal.
- The “gray hulk” secret to attracting a loyal and passionate customer base (works for emails, podcasts, videos and any other media you sell with).
- Why I’m such a jerk about doing joint ventures.
- How to generate thousands of dollars for a charity or cause using email (while growing your list and sales at the same time).
- Why you have a better chance of being healed by a medicine man shaman rattling a staff at the moon in the middle of the desert than the American medical system.
- The “counterintuitive” thing to say to clients to get higher fees.
- The “Heisenberg” secret to commanding respect from clients.
- Why only a fool would not have a firearm near their bed (hint: Dan Gallapoo and his wife recently woke up to an intruder standing over their bed… if he hadn’t had a shot gun nearby…)
- How to protect yourself from losing your merchant account.
- A world-class sales trainer’s secret for winning negotiations.
- How many people have tried to kill Dan Gallapoo (as he says, “it’s not paranoia, it’s preparation”).
- A “magic email message” that gets 9 out of 10 women to respond from online dating sites.
- The single best way ever invented to put a rude woman in her place on a date. (Works even better for putting rude clients and customers in their place, too…)
- How to get chicks to do what you say without having to whack them over the head with a club like a caveman.
- The only 2 things a woman has to do to keep a man. (Ladies, y’awl can throw out all the idiotic relationship advice on Oprah or Cosmo Magazine — just do these two things and he ain’t goin’ nowhere.)
- The world’s “most feared negotiator’s” secret for attracting (and keeping) women.
- The “for real” mark of a strong, independent woman. (Nothing to do with having a fat masters degree or a 50+ hour per week job working for another man… just see if she does this, and if she does, she’s a keeper.)
- Why super hot chicks are often not worth the effort. (Sorry hotties, but y’awl got nobody to blame but yourselves — and happily married producer Jonathan reveals why.)
- What a “shit test” is… why chicks are always doing this to guys… and how to turn those tests into red hot attraction for you.(Assuming you want to put up with their nonsense and not just find a better and hotter woman with class who won’t try to test you all the time.)
- A “jedi mind trick” for repelling dangerous psycho chicks and diffusing the shit testing women.
- The exact personality type that is ripe for being fleeced by sociopaths and other “unsavory” characters & scams. (Hint: A LOT of people have this personality — chances are you do, too…)
- 15 ways to identify a sociopath.
- Approximately how many people are sociopaths.
- What fields and professions sociopaths are “drawn” to (and yep, Internet marketing is like a nest of sociopaths).
- 3 words (used by newbies and goo-roos) that are a big red flag you’re about to be pitched bullshit.
- Why so many girls tend to fall hard for sociopaths.
- Why good people running for office get butchered by the media while the sociopaths skate free and make it to the top.
- Why I am starting to think all web designers are sociopaths (okay, I’m joking… sort of…)
- Why Americans are so gullible.
- Why I believe our financial system will collapse in the near future, and a badass “model citizen” (you can find him on Facebook) to study if you want to be prepared.
- Why I don’t trust social proof.
- Why guys should never let a girl “friend zone” them.
- Why NLP is nonsense.
- Why I don’t believe in business and marketing coaching.
- Why my deranged “Zombie Cop” novel will sell more copies of my “Christian Business Secrets” book
- A writing trick I use to boost my creativity, have more physical energy, be in better shape and write for longer periods of time without fatigue
- How to “root out” all the weird stuff in your subconscious (which often translates to making more sales from your emails and ads)
- A reliable “acid test” that tells you whether you should cut something out when editing any kind of writing you do
- The Dean Koontz secret to fast pressure-free writing
- The most important part of your novel for making the maximum amount of sales
- How to pre-launch fiction (using a secret the world’s greatest living copywriter discovered when he was young, about to lose his job, and HAD to write an ad that worked or he’d be canned. And, yes, this works for non-fiction, too…)
- A secret “power editing” secret for having the tightest, easiest-to-read writing (works with fiction and non-fiction)
- The one time entertaining emails won’t works
- A small tweak that can turn even boring “plain vanilla” emails into fascinating and persuasive emails that nab lots of sales
- How to write a 1-star review. (Yes, my little droogie, I am going to show you how to write a 1-star review (for amazon, itunes, etc) — whether it’s to pan something I create or someone else. Most 1-star reviews sound either like trolls or just blatantly dishonest. If you want your little 1-star reviews to be taken seriously then check this episode out ASAP.)
- How to make more profits by attracting less customers.
- The missing million-dollar ingredient practically every single direct marketer on the face of the earth lacks. (I learned this from the most underrated marketing mind on the Internet — it’s also used by Amazon, Apple, the Catholic Church, Hollywood studios and even airports, karate schools and every restaurant you’ll ever eat at.)
- The easiest & fastest way copywriters (even noobs) can get clients.
- The exact kind of chicks I’m attracted to (and why I gotta change this — STAT).
- The best way to get top-of-mind branding in your market. (You can forget all the silly little branding tips you’re hearing online — doing this costs you hardly anything, requires no outsourcing or complicated testing, and will do more for your “brand” than all the fancy tips and tricks taught online combined).
- How to sell in a way people LIKE to buy from. (People not only don’t resent you for pitching your products, they practically thank you for it, and are eager to come back for more.)
- Why I don’t encourage people to buy “Email Players” before they’ve opted into my list.
- How to use Star Wars’ marketing funnel to “pre sell” products you haven’t even created yet. (You can potentially presell a product 15+ years in advance using this powerful method.)
- How to argue with a woman and win every time.
- And much, much mo’…
To get all these tips (free), listen to the interviews at:
Let’s get. it. awwwwn…
Ben Settle
