So here’s the thing…
Sometimes a person will contact me by email and tell me about how they’ve been reading my website and listening to my media & podcast interviews for weeks, months or, in some cases, even *years*… and are getting irritable.
They can’t explain why.
But they claim they have unexplainable symptoms.
Like hot flashes.
Night sweats.
Envy.
Jealously.
Anger.
Weird aches & pains.
And, the list goes on…
One particular girl asked:
“Why, Ben, am I feeling this way from reading all the pages on your website, listening to all your interviews and gobbling up your daily emails like they’re chips & salsa? Why, Ben? WHY damn you!!!???”
To which I reply:
“The answer is simple… you are experiencing Benopause.”
“What the hell is that??”
“Well, baby, it’s what happens when someone has been reading and listening to all my free content for months or years… know they should be implementing and taking action… but don’t. They’d rather bitch & moan about how their business is making goose eggs instead of doing something — anything — each day to achieve their goals. The results are all the symptoms you’re whining about.”
“Oh. I will change my wicked ways then.”
“Good girl.”
“Any advice on where to begin?”
“Yes, school time is over. Time to buy something. It doesn’t have to be “Email Players”. It can even be one of my Kindle books — all of which are so cheap even a Benopausal freebie seeking moocher like you can afford them.”
“Where can I find them at?”
“Not the sharpest tool in the shed are ya?”
“…”
“That’s okay, I will save you. Simply skip on over to www.BenSettle.com/kindle and you’re good to go. I have kindle books on just about every topic: email marketing, copywriting, creating JV’s, affiliate marketing, Christian business secrets, how to write & launch newsletters and even a brand spanking new novel about zombies. If you want to control those benopausal symptoms… check ’em out. If you want to keep being a frustrated do-nothing who dreams of being a successful bid’niss owner and just download free stuff, well, let me know how that goes for ya…”
Anyway, she got the picture.
What about you?
Got Benopausal symptoms?
Then don’t waste another second making people around you miserable.
Check out the books at:
Ben Settle
