Hiya secksy,
Lemme tell you a little story about how I (“Bigfoot” — that’s me, toots) became a world-wide personal brand, with multi-millions of dollars worth of products, merchandise, events, and even TV shows created about me… and how you can use my same methods to do the same.
Here’s the diggeroo:
Ever since the 1950’s my big, bad, hairy self has been good for business.
My legend has turned entire towns into my image (like Willow Creek California, for example — which names everything from their burgers to their golf course and car wash after me). There are museums dedicated to my ugly mug, there are t-shirts, apparel, figurines, books, videos, and other collectibles with my name attached to them. There are even entire fan conventions and cable TV shows and documentaries dedicated to greasy ol’ me, as I sit in the woods scratching my arse all day, and don’t even have to lift a toenail.
Frankly, you don’t even have to believe I exist to contribute to my popularity and revenue.
(Your skepticism simply makes me MORE immortal, Binky.)
That’s the beauty of it!
And why has all this happened?
Because the name “bigfoot” is known the world over and has a powerful personal brand attached to it. Yes, even though nobody has seen me or can prove I exist.
It’s ALL because of my brand.
And I want to tell you something else:
The September issue of Ben Settle’s “Email Players” issue has a lot of info on how you can use the same techniques I did to brand myself using nothing but plain text emails. But you can’t hide in your cave all day like that lazy chupacabra does — debating whether to get it or not.
My pal elBenbo is sending it in to the printer tonight.
Get your small hands on this big issue here:
Your big hairy pal,
Bigfoot
P.S. The bonus that goes out with that issue will also show you how to write emails (like this one) coming from me and other fictional (or, rather, that you THINK are fictional…) entities, too, that can as much as 10x’s your opens, clicks, and sales.


