Below is a real time email lesson for your righteous self.

In the September “Email Players” issue I reveal how to flip troll mail you get into cash-in-the-bank sales in your hot little hand. And, following is a free demonstration below about how to do just that.

Behold this email I got a few hours ago:

…after hearing your ridiculous political views, and your obvious lack of empathy for people different than you, it now makes me more happy than ever to freely download your products.

I also look forward to posting download links for your products on various sites so that others can enjoy them for free as well.

I don’t ask for much.

But, I think I deserve a higher quality troll than this.

Disappointing, to say the least.

Still, this is a good opportunity to tell you about a service I use each month (along with some other smart folks, like Ryan Levesque — who originally told me about it).

It’s a service pirates fear like the zombie apocalypse plague.

And, what it does is simple:

It gets your illegal product download links removed from Google for you. They go after all those sites full of guys who still live in mommy’s basement, eating cheetos and watching porn all day downloading your products. Everyone I know who uses this service loves them. And while they aren’t cheap, if your products are all over the pirate sites and it bothers you, they may just be your can of Red Bull.

Anyway, want to talk to them?

See if they can help?

Then reply back to this email and I’ll shoot you the details

And yes, I get a commission if you use them.

(Full disclosure)

More fun tomorrow…

Ben Settle