Roll up, roll up… got some timely newz:
British “Email Players” subscriber Laura Leigh Clarke is interviewing me via video chat (i.e. Internet TV) today for her “Take Off The Breaks” achiever summit.
A few “tidbits” we’ll rap about include:
- A secret video on NetFlix that reveals nearly everything you need to know about writing emails people love to read, click and buy from within the first 10 minutes of the program.
- The single best place to get a free critique of your ads, sales letters, videos, sales letters, etc (these critiques are 100% free, and blow away any critique you can pay a copywriter or consultant for.)
- Jesus Christ’s secret to finding the best, most likely-to-buy prospects. (Don’t worry… this also works for atheists, pagans, infidels, heathen and, yes, even the drama queens who freak out when they’re wished a merry Christmas at Walmart. It’s probably the single best way to sell ever invented, and works for nearly any kind of product or service.)
- The difference between writing non-fiction and fiction.
- The funniest vampire story ever written? (Nothing to do with emails, business or marketing, but if you dig vampire movies & stories, this could be right up your alley…)
- A little-talked about way to arrange your notes to make podcasting more fun, more interesting and more profitable.
- How to use your unique personality type to get 93% more work done in 93% less time.
- Why extroverts are inferior to introverts (Yes, it’s true — if you’re an extrovert you might as well just accept it, lad.)
- Why I hardly ever go to church.
- The absolute worst kind of clients to work for. (I learned this from master copywriter and best selling author Bob Bly. And when I did client work, it made my work 10x’s more fun and profitable than otherwise. If you do client work, ignore his advice at your peril…)
- David Ogilvy’s best-kept secret for putting “control freak” clients in their place.
- The worst thing you can do with email marketing. (If you’re doing this — and most Internet marketers do it every day — stop. Just stop…)
- How to take all the pressure off when writing emails.
- 2 reasons why having a small email list can be more profitable and better than a huge email list.
- How to profit from thy haters.
- How to write a 1-star review (for Amazon, iTunes, etc — this is especially important for trolls who want to get taken seriously and not sound like idiots.)
- How to profit from troll reviews. (Since doing this, I look forward to review trolls leaving inane, pointless reviews on my Amazon books.)
- How to beat fraudulent refunders at their own game.
- And lotza more fun for the whole family…
So here’s the deal:
This “show” is free to watch.
And, you can register to see it at high noon Pacific time (3:00 pm
Eastern, 8:00 pm UK time) right here:
Tomorrow:
More deviltry coming your way…
Ben Settle
