A response to yesterday’s why chicks dig Email Players subscribers email:
“Spare me. Im outta here. Not a. ‘chick.’”
Her flirting skills need some work…
But you know what?
There’s actually a valuable lesson here:
You know you really got someone — i.e. elicited an emotion in them, which is always the goal of an email — when they take the time to drama queen and write you they’re leaving instead of, you know, just leaving, clearly hoping you’ll give them a little ego boost by apologizing for no reason and begging them to stay on board.
Dames and dudes alike do it all the time ‘round here.
And, I have especially noticed many times dames like her come back.
(And, sometimes, even let elBenbo know they’re back in subtle or not-so-subtle ways.)
Thus the power of my email methodology.
When someone gets mad or pissy or whatever, and leaves and then goes out of their way to tell you they’re leaving… there’s a 50/50 chance they’ll be back in my experience. Your milage will vary, of course. But, there’s also a chance they’ll end up buying something, too, once they realize the error of their wicked ways.
Doubt me all ye want on this.
But I’ve seen it so many times I’ve lost count.
And, so have certain “Email Players” subscribers who tell similar tales.
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Ben “Mr. Sensitive” Settle
