Lately I’ve noticed more and more people (and it’s cool) using the term “goo-roo”.
In some cases, even by goo-roos!
Dang.
You know what this means, right?
It means I’m a FOOL.
I should have trademarked that word back in early 2009 when I originally invented it (and yes, kids, I invented it, don’t let anyone tell ya different). Just think — I could get a bright, shiny quarter for every time someone uses the word!
Booyah!
I’d be in the catbird seat, baby.
Hey, while we’re at it…
Here are a couple other words/terms I invented:
“ex-spurt” (i.e. fake expert)
“The green stuff” (i.e. money)
I gots more.
But I don’t wanna see them all bastardized just yet.
Anyway, let’s get busy:
I’m in an extremely chipper & generous mood today.
Why?
One reason is because this weekend something really cool happened that cleared a lot of junk out of the “basement” I’ve been carrying around inside for months (and even YEARS, in some cases), that’s been holding me back. I’ll spare you the boring details, but the last couple months have been pretty hair raising for ya boy here
So, here’s the dealybop:
(I did NOT make up that word)
I have a product called “The Copywriting Grab Bag”.
It’s not really a copywriting “system”, yet in many ways it very much IS a system. And it is (in my humble, but ACCURATE, opinion) one of the deepest, and most comprehensive copywriting products on the market.
And I feel like having a sale for it.
A big old fatty discount sale.
So for the next few days only you can get it for $100 off, and with free shipping worldwide.
Go here for your copywriting lovin’:
www.CopywritingGrabBag.com/basement
Ben Settle
P.S. Some of the people who have given it testimonials are Ken McCarthy, Terry Dean and old school info-publishing millionaire badass TJ Rohleder, as well as copywriters who have worked for Anthony Robbins, Apple Computer and Jim Cramer (of MSNB’s “Mad Money”).
So it’s no fluke, mi amgio.
Just pure hardcore copywriting training.
Meaty stuff, too.
Takes YEARS to absorb it all.
And no, there are no refunds.
So if you’re a timid little rabbit when it comes to these things, go ye elsewhere.
Real men (and women) only:
