Good news for single guys looking for a good ride-or-die woman.

Especially RIGHT-wing guys.

And, I’d argue, particularly ULTRA right-wing guys.

Here goes:

Earlier this year I saw a graph floating around the internet that showed how liberal women were far more likely to feel lonely compared to moderate or conservative women. And while I am sure there will be people objecting to the survey it was taken from (which is fair – surveys are not to be trusted), simply looking around and observing suffices to verify its accuracy.

How is this possibly good news for a right-wing guy?

Because it means all you have to do is simply find yourself one of these lonely left-wing women who isn’t too far off the deep end, and then (figuratively… of course) throw a saddle on her, and break her in like any other hell bitch on the ranch.

Yes!

Keep running her around the pen, as she bucks and kicks and snorts – burning off all that negative feminist anger & jealousy she has for not being able to pee standing up… “roto-root” out all those silly Marxist ideologies she clings to & virtue signals about between glasses of cheap red wine on social media for likes & attention… then bring her on home.

It can absolutely be a bit hair-raising, and it won’t be easy.

But it does the hands good to break one in like this.

After that?

Radicalize her by converting her to Christianity, dictating who she votes for, and putting a baby in her. It won’t be long before she sees the unadulterated evil her idiot friends are out there shilling for and engaging in so it will no longer be some vague abstraction… but cold, hard, gruesome reality to protect her own children from.

Ain’t none of this theory, either.

Stefania was that proverbial left-wing, Hillary-voting, club-hopping, NY feminist girl boss.

Not the kind that would celebrate evil, like one who would celebrate the two fat deviant men who recently went viral smooching on a terrified little baby they purchased (i.e., that they trafficked) – one of who is literally a documented child sex offender – flaunting their intentions to the world as if it’s some kind of virtue.

i.e., Stefania wasn’t nearly THAT far off the deep end, and so was salvageable.

But now?

If anything, I have to pull the reins to restrain her!

“Eeeasy there, Stefania! Whoa!”

She even calls herself “Genghis Mom” now.

In my opinion:

If more right-wing men took my attitude, and stopped fighting left wing girl bosses and instead radicalized them… aiming all that passion they have for voting for communist wine aunts towards building a family instead of a Tinder account profile… there’d be a whole lot more happier, fulfilled, and content women out there… with no need for SSRI’s, therapists, or trawling for attention on social media.

I reckon there’d also be a lot less children in danger, too.

Stefania doesn’t even put her pics on social anymore.

And her Twitter account is basically just an Email Players recruiting tool.

She’s literally the definition of a ride-or-die.

Far more Wendy Byrde than Skyler White as far as that goes.

(Word to the wise and all that..)

No idea where else I am going with this, so I will just end with if you want more info on the paid Email Players newsletter go here:

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