Just when I thought I heard it all…
Last week my ex-copywriting apprentice was at the Traffic & Conversion shin-dig, and there was a booth from a company selling some kind of online service for websites (I forget the details — but no matter). Anyway, when she asked the guy at the booth a question about the service he assured her:
“I’m a ninja. We’re all ninjas here.”
Amusing stuff.
Especially since it was so dorky.
It’s one thing if someone else calls you a “ninja” (at whatever you do). Or a “rockstar.” Or “gangsta.” Or any of the other Internet marketing fanboy jargon words floating around.
But someone calling *themselves* that?
Seems kinda wannabe to me.
After all, if you really are, for example, “awesome”, you shouldn’t have to say it. If you have to say you are, you ain’t, so get back to work…
Okay, enough tales from the schlub side.
Let’s get down to bid’niz.
The March “Email Players” issue goes to the printer in a few short days. It contains all kinds of profitable tips, tricks, and strategies for making lots more of the green stuff — including a few “done-for-you” copyright-free emails/templates you can use and abuse however you want.
Ain’t nothing “ninja” about it, though.
Or gangsta.
Or rockstar.
But, the info works to drag in more sales.
And, why so serious?
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Ben Settle
