The Death Of elBenbo

Came a question last week:

I’ve been hearing from Dan Doberman that he (and many in his Marketing Camelot) are seeing email open rates (and consequently, clicks and sales) cut in half for the past couple of months.

Are you seeing the same trend in your own marketing? So far I’m not, but wanted to hear your views on this.

My ex-spurt answer?

Dan is one of my best pals and also one of the finest marketing minds I know. Frankly, he’s one of only about 4 people on this planet I (irregularly) hop on Skype with to talk about marketing with for hours (literally) at a time. And, let’s face it, that was an excellent email (and made many good points). In fact, by my count, that’s the second time Sir Doberman of Chateau Dan has sent it in recent months (I got it twice in the same day last week — he sent it to his buyer’s list too).

I will assume it must be working like gangbusters or he wouldn’t keep sending it.

But, I can’t help it.

I MUST have some fun with this.

You see, I have yet to get a direct mail letter about the death of email about this.

I keep checking my mailbox outside each day looking for it.

I also keep asking the postman if he’s seen it, have been complaining to my local Postmaster about it, and even burglarized my neighbor’s mailbox to see if she got it by mistake.

But you know what?

So far, nada.

Have only heard this via *email*…

(Actually, truth is Dan DOES show up in my mailbox via his excellent print newsletter The Doberman Dan Letter where he sometimes rails against email in favor of offline marketing — still, I couldn’t resist ribbing him a bit with this — and told him I would — and I would completely deserve it if he declared the death of elBenbo in his next email…)

Anyway, to answer your question:

My sales are doing great and certainly not cut in half.

But, there are always going to be hiccups, gmail playing games with their inbox, major autoresponders being on ISP black lists (temporarily or otherwise), delivery issues, etc. Dan is 100% right about those things happening Internet wide right now. And, just as it’s always been (and always will be), for people who don’t know what they’re doing when writing emails and who don’t qualify their opt ins better, it is less effective, while for those of us who do know what we’re doing writing emails and who do qualify our opt ins better it’s all good in the email ‘hood.

More:

Any medium can die as a marketing tool.

(Ask the people who did broadcast fax — wiped out with the stroke of Congress’s pen.)

And, it could be email really will die some day.

But, until then, here’s something to think about:

One guy (can’t remember who) a few years back launched a product about how to sell with video sales letters using a *text* sales letter that had a headline proclaiming the death of sales letters. And, a few years before that, there was a big drama-queened-up report about the death of Internet marketing itself.

My point?

Death of marketing always comes with an agenda.

(Just like my agenda is always to talk up email — since that’s what I use and teach, which is why you should take ALL of us with a grain of salt until you test out what we say for yourself.)

But, on email’s behalf allow me to paraphrase Mark Twain:

“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.”

Also, I just mentioned having better opt ins.

Well, in ye olde August (yes, I’m already promoting that bad boy) “Email Players” issue, I am going to talk about how to make some tweaks on your website to dramatically ramp up your opt ins with your current traffic.

Social media people will likely roll their eyes with what I have to say.

(Remember, agendas: their agenda is not email, it’s social media, and vice versa)

But, since when have I ever cared about what they think?

Subscription info here:

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Ben Settle

True story:

I have a friend who has been plagued with insomnia. She has been tormented with insomnia off and on for years, and it made her feel like a zombie all day.

Anyway, I told her there are two fool-proof cures:

1. Not sleeping with your phone

(Or any other gadgets — notebook, Kindle, laptop, etc).

2. Reading the average Internet marketer’s emails.

Case in point:

Last week some numpty tried to pitch Misty the podcast announcer and email writer on some thing or another by responding to her daily email that she forwarded to me. I couldn’t even tell you what he was selling because, it was so long, droning, and full of nonsense, I never got to the punchline.

Just sentence after sentence of nothingness.

And, I got a bit drowsy merely looking at it.

So there you be.

Two ways to ease your insomnia.

And, a lesson on what NOT to do in your emails.

If you’d like me to take you by the hand (so to speak), and show you exactly how to write emails people not only don’t fall asleep reading… but enjoy reading and (yes) buying from, get dressed and head on over to this site:

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Ben Settle

Back when I was but a wee copywriting lad I remember getting John Thomas envy (so to speak) over world class copywriter’s ads. I’d see a Gary Halbert ad… or a John Carlton ad… or a Gene Schwartz ad… or a Gary Bencivenga ad… or any world class ad… and I’d think to myself, “how the hell am I ever going to be this good? What is the point? This is ridiculous, I might as well go back to the 9-5 world…”

I struggled a lot in the early days.

Just couldn’t get things the way I wanted them.

Then, one day, I saw a video from a Yanni concert.

Normally, I don’t listen to Yanni’s music.

But, in this case I did. And, it was of his orchestra doing their own version of Vivaldi’s “The Storm.” (I have always been a huge Vivaldi fan — always considered his work the highest level you could achieve.) Anyway, Yanni had his two top violinists do Vivaldi’s The Storm in his own style.

And, I must say, I think it is 10x’s better than the original.

Yes, I know some music purists will disagree.

But, that’s not the point.

The point is, I finally realized even the best copywriters CAN be beat.

They CAN bleed.

And, you CAN beat them.

They are not immortal.

They are just as flawed and screwed up and plagued with insecurities over their work as the rest of us — even if they make it look easy.

The point?

Ever since then I have never had A-list copywriter penii envy.

And, after reading this, neither should you.

I don’t care if you are a brand spanking new newbie fresh off the turnip truck… or if you are a seasoned pro trying to break into the ranks of the upper echelons of copywriting. If you have the talent you’re going to break through the wall.

Like Red Skelton told Johnny Carson:

(paraphrased)

If you have talent even a brick wall won’t stop you from coming through.

And if you think you don’t have talent then study up on Gary Bencivenga’s story. He is widely considered one of the (if not “the”) greatest living copywriter today. He was in the freelance business for 40 years and saw a billion (literally) dollars worth of testing.

But you know what?

He struggled like hell in the beginning.

I remember hearing him say he was just one angry boss’s bad day away from being fired on any given day in the beginning. And, even 10 years in, he considered himself a very mediocre copywriter.

All right, enough Ramen Noodles for the soul.

Here’s another tip:

The fastest way I know to make your sales letters pull better (and even exponentially better) is by sending your list daily emails to that sales letter in a way people *like* reading and look forward to buying from.

It’s what I teach in “Email Players” each month.

And you can learn it, too — right here:

www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle

I’ve said it before I’ll say it again:

The BEST overall business/marketing book I possess (and have been reading almost non-stop since January 2008) is Ken McCarthy’s “System Club Letters” book. I dig it so much I even gifted it to my “Email Players” subscribers once.

Anyway, my favorite chapter is about Independence Day.

(That’s today in the US.)

Ken ‘splains why it’s lost its meaning:

“Reason #1: Independence is no longer a treasured virtue in our country. Reason #2: Many of the things that the Founding Fathers found so objectionable – like taxation without representation for example – have become institutionalized in the US. Big business, big media, big government – the country seems to be run for their benefit today, not ours.”

True ‘dat.

People are completely gullible.

The two term elections of Bush and Obama prove it.

(With *another* Clinton challenger coming up again…)

Another great insight from that chapter:

Ken notes how when this country was founded 90% of people worked (and thought) for themselves.

Today?

Only 10% do.

The rest are slaving away, swallowing everything the media tells them, voting their rights away for fear of non-existent boogymen, enthusiastically cheering on unelected activist judges making laws out of thin air, piling on debt, race baiting, class warfaring, never questioning, always obeying — tyranny’s little helpers.

So what’s Ken’s solution?

Become economically independent.

And then use your economic independence to take a stand against the politicians and unelected bankers, bureaucrats, judges, and foreign interests trying to steal yours and your children’s birthrights for their 30 pieces of silver.

Anyway, I highly recommend reading it.

And then KEEP reading it.

Perpetually.

As far as how to become economically independent…

“Email Players” can’t build you a business out of thin air. But, if you have an offer people want, and want to exponentially multiply your current sales (or start making sales from a product or service that you haven’t used email to sell before), it’s your huckleberry.

It ain’t cheap.

And, it ain’t for the cheap-minded.

But it works.

More info here:

www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle

Well, in a roundabout sort of way…

“Email Players” subscriber Brian Diez declares:

“I put your ‘Players’ strategies into effect about a week ago in my credit repair business. We’ve been swamped with sales ever since. I haven’t had someone have this much of an impact on my business since I read Dan Kennedy’s, “Ultimate Marketing Plan,” wrote a press release, and ended up on page 1 of the Sunday edition of the Wall Street Journal.
Thanks for being legit.”

It’s what we do around here…

Someone was asking me if my methods apply to just things like info products, and services, etc. And the answer is yes, you can use my methods to sell anything so long as you have an offer people want.

You simply modulate everything to your market.

Very simple.

And, very profitable.

Especially if you get in tonight before the deadline to get the July issue. This one’s a doozy. I’m almost jealous of my own subscribers who get to learn and use the info inside for the first time.

But time is nearly out to get it.

Go to this link immediately to subscribe in time to get it while you still can:

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Ben Settle

Look lively, laddie buck:

Today’s the deadline to get the July “Email Players” issue (I am cutting the deadline short a few days this month due to a launch this weekend). It reveals arguably the single most valuable email tip I have ever used or shared anywhere else, for any price.

It’s dirt simple, too.

(So simple, the goo-roo fanboys will scoff.)

But, it not only has put many more sales in my hot little piggy bank, but one of my consulting clients used it to go from $0 to over $100k in a month were he usually gets zero (or just one or two) sales.

OK, enough build up for the soul.

Here are some other tips I drop in this special elBenbo “birthday month” issue:

  • A publicity guru secret (that is also used by other savvy PR people every day) that you can use on your squeeze pages to get an immediate bump in opt-ins.
  • How to “ethically manipulate” peoples’ emotions that can compound your current sales very quickly. (The only place I have ever taught this was at the last Oceans 4 Mastermind — which means if you use it, you will likely be the only one in your market doing it.)
  • A little-known way of using inspirational emails to make far more sales than pounding people with benefits each day.
  • The “dirty hands” method for writing emails that both explode your sales and make you (and your brand) quickly stand out from all your competitors. (I learned this watching something Jack Bauer — from show “24” — did. If you want to get noticed, start doing this and watch what happens.)
  • A mouth breather (i.e. guy who stalks chicks on social media) tactic that can as much as double your high open rates and make your readers far more engagement. (Ironically, some of my most valuable business relationships with various A-list copywriters and marketers came about from writing these types of subject lines — could happen for you, too.)
  • A speed-writing trick (I learned from studying the late actor Steve McQueen) that can cut your email (and sales letter) word count in half while increasing response at the same time.
  • A tried-and-true testimonial template I have used to make far more sales after using it. (I also shared it with my podcast email writer, too — and this is the first time I’ve ever shown it publicly. It’s simple, it works, and the template is yours for the using immediately.)
  • A laughably simple 3-step method used by the world’s top podcast coach for getting yourself booked on all the podcasts you want. (I have found podcast interviews to be some of the best traffic you can possibly get. Do this and your problem won’t be getting on podcasts, but which ones to turn down.)
  • And a whole lot more.

Including another not-so-exciting “Settle World” insert.

(Revealing the method behind my madness for making my podcast paid vs free.)

Today’s the deadline to get everything.

Subscribe here while there’s still time:

www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle

“Email Players” subscriber William Ely writes:

“I just wanted to take a moment to tell you that your Email Players newsletter is freakin’ awesome! You already know that but I feel like saying it anyway. Thanks for helping me sell more products to my existing customers. I have been retargeting people who buy from my stores and it works like a charm! The methods have also helped me raise a bit of money for a local dog rescue charity, which is nice in a different way.”

Hey man, this is America.

You have the *right* to worship…

Anyway, he’s right about something else too:

Methods work great with retargeting.

And, I will hereby predict:

The information in the July issue is going to make a lot of people some smiling mo’ fo’s when I reveal the very simple two-tap email method for ratcheting up sales. I was going to hold off until December (as a sort of Christmas gift to my “Email Players” subscribers) to teach it. But, I can’t hold on to this, too hot, and got impatient and am going to reveal it in July instead.

But, time’s short.

I am sending it to the printer tomorrow.

Get in while you can here:

www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle

Copywriter Ashley Gainer Lankford writes:

(In the facebook group)

“Yesterday I turned in a blog post for a long-time client. The topic was kind of boring and the assignment was 2000 words, so I did a little experiment and added a dash of El Benbo. The result? The client says it’s the best piece I’ve ever turned in. Now there’s some extra room in their budget so they’re giving me 40% more blogging work and putting me down for their next freelance copywriting gig. Coincidence? Hmm….”

In her post she called it a small win.

But you know what I call it?

A BIG victory.

Copywriting gigs beget copywriting gigs when you’re good. And, I hereby predict this will be the first of many wins for her — each one compounding on the next like a snowball rolling down the mountainside… until, one day, she’s awash in so many clients, she has to pick and choose who to work for.

How can I be so sure of this?

Because I’ve seen it before from people using my wily ways.

Ain’t no big thing.

Anyway, on to bid’niz:

The July “Email Players” issue goes to the printer soon.

(A few days earlier this month than usual.)

One of the only two places you can buy the Crib Sheet Ashley mentioned is as a 1-click upsell after subscribing to “Email Players” (where I offer it at a huge discount).

Subscription info here:

www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle

P.S. For shaaaaame on me for not mentioning this already:

Pages 7 & 8 of the July “Email Players” issue shows you something you can start doing in your emails (that Ashley likely did in hers if she put in a dash of elBenbo) that can make you instantly stand out from everyone else in the inbox.

And, also stick out amongst other podcasts, videos, blogs, articles, webinars, etc.

And of course, stick out to clients, too.

(If’n getting clients is your bag.)

If you want this issue hop on over here lickety split:

www.EmailPlayers.com

One of the single best (free) traffic sources I’ve ever seen is podcast traffic.

By that I mean, someone interviews me on their podcast, I give my link at the end, and I get a steady flow of hot leads over the next several days, weeks, months, and, yes, years. And by *hot* leads I mean, leads that have (1) listened to me yap and squawk about whatever the topic is (usually email copywriting and marketing) for 30-60 minutes and (2) then go to my site and opt in.

That my fine feathered little droogling is a hot lead.

They don’t come in huge abundance.

(Not usually, at least).

But, the leads I do get are of such a high quality and caliber, I would gladly have 100 podcast leads than 1,000 leads from practically any other free source.

Something else to think about:

Podcasting is basically the new talk radio.

If you ever heard publicity king Paul Hartunian talk about it — radio is some of the best kind of publicity you can get as far as getting sales is concerned (it doesn’t have the prestige of TV, but there’s a reason why talk radio shows generate billions of dollars per year in direct response ad revenue — because it’s a perfect fit for direct response). Plus, it’s easy to do since you don’t have to travel anywhere.

So yeah.

Get booked on podcasts and thou shalt have peace.

Wait a minute.

Stop!

You’re kind of new to your industry? You don’t have podcasters seeking you out to interview you? You would LOVE to get booked on all the podcasts your greedy little heart desires, but are confused about how to do it, don’t know what you’re doing, and don’t know where to turn?

Never fear.

Your pal elBenbo has your back.

That is, if you are an “Email Players” subscriber in time for the July issue.

Here’s why:

One of the many valuable lessons inside this issue is some advice I got (and have used, and continue to use) from the man I consider to be the “most-connected podcaster on the Internet.” While there are people you can hire to do what he teaches in this issue (one chick wanted me to pony up $15k for 3 months of help getting me booked, to give you an idea of what this kind of help goes for), the advice this fine, upstanding podcasting scholar and gentleman gives can get you on all the podcasts you want if you put in the effort.

I shyt-eth you not.

Probably, you will have so many shows pawing you, you’ll have to turn some down.

(Nice problem to have…)

Anyway, details on pages 14 & 15 of the July issue.

I’m sending the July issue to the printer a few days earlier than usual this month.

So if you want in, get your lovin’ here while you can:

wwwEmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle

Last month I wrote an email about the egg heads.

By that I mean, people who think their markets are “too sophisticated to open such crass emails and take them seriously” to respond and buy from my wicked ways of writing emails.

The example I used was a testimonial from Tom Woods.

Tom is a Senior fellow of the Mises Institute, New York Times Bestselling Author, Prominent libertarian historian & author, and host of one of the longest running and most popular libertarian podcasts.

(i.e. he doesn’t exactly sell $7 eBooks to newbies on the Warrior Forum.)

Anyway, I got a pleasantly plump reply to that email from David Garfinkel.

(The World’s Greatest Copywriting Coach and one of my copywriting “heroes”)

He said:

“Congrats, best f—ing email copywriter on the Internet! You have broken through the ‘egghead shell’… something the rest of us have been trying (mostly unsuccessfully) for years.”

That does it.

I’ma gonna need a bigger crown for my already swollen head now…

More:

On a similar note, “Email Players” subscriber Vince Green recently asked a question related to this about using my methods to sell to *skeptics*.

My answer:

“Everything I teach in Email Players is geared towards the skeptics and not the hyper buyers. Take this month’s issue. The hype & hag marketers wouldn’t even think to do what’s in that issue and it would be to boring for them to even test it, even though it works like crazy. But the skeptics love it. And they make up 2-5 times more people.”

Note:

I was referring to the June issue in my answer.

But, the info in the upcoming July issue is even MORE apt.

In fact, the July issue gives a real life case study of how someone used my methods to go from making $0 in a month he rarely makes any sales to $100k+ that month. It’s just crazy effective (and sure to be disappointingly *simple* to the goo-roo fanboys who crave ninja and complex) and I’ve only showed it to a small handful of people.

I was going to wait until December to teach it.

But, since next month is elBenbo’s birthday month.

So, I figured, why not now?

Go here to get the July issue before it goes to the printer:

www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle

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Even when you’re simply just selling stuff, your emails are, in effect, brilliant content for marketers who want to see how to make sales copy incapable of being ignored by their core market. You are a master of this rare skill, Ben, and I tip my hat in respect.

Gary Bencivenga

(Universally acknowledged as the world’s greatest living copywriter)

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I confess that I have only begun watching Ben closely and corresponding with him fairly recently, my mistake. At this point, it is, bluntly, very rare to discover somebody I find intelligent, informed, interesting and inspiring, and that is how I would describe Ben Settle.

Dan S. Kennedy

Author, ’No BS’ book series

Ben is one of the sharpest marketing minds on the planet, and he runs his membership “Email Players” better than just about any other I’ve seen. I highly recommend it.

Perry Marshall

Author of 8 books whose Google book laid the foundations for the $100 billion Pay Per Click industry, whose prestigious 80/20 work has been used by NASA’s Jet Propulsion Labs, and whose historic reinvention of the Pareto Principle is published in Harvard Business Review.

www.PerryMarshall.com

I think Ben is the light heavyweight champion of email copywriting. I ass-lo think we’d make Mayweather money in a unification title bout!

Matt Furey

www.MattFurey.com

Zen Master Of The Internet®

President of The Psycho-Cybernetics Foundation

Just want you to know I get great advice and at least one chuckle… or a slap on the forehead “duh”… every time I read your emails!

Carline Anglade-Cole

AWAI’s Copywriter of the Year Award winner and A-list copywriter who has written for Oprah and continually writes control packages for the world’s most prestigious (and competitive) alternative health direct marketing companies

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I’ve been reading your stuff for about a month. I love it. You are saying, in very arresting ways, things I’ve been trying to teach marketers and copywriters for 30 years. Keep up the good work!

Mark Ford

aka Michael Masterson

Cofounder of AWAI

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The business is so big now. Prob 4x the revenue since when we first met… and had you in! Claim credit, as it did correlate!

Joseph Schriefer

(Copy Chief at Agora Financial)

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I wake up to READ YOUR WORDS. I learn from you and study exactly how you combine words + feelings together. Like no other. YOU go DEEP and HARD.”

Lori Haller

(“A-List” designer who has worked on control sales letters and other projects for Oprah Winfrey, Gary Bencivenga, Clayton Makepeace, Jim Rutz, and more.

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I love your emails. Your e-mail style is stunningly effective.

Bob Bly

The man McGrawHill calls

America’s top copywriter

and bestselling author of over 75 books

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Ben might be a freaking genius. Just one insight he shared at the last Oceans 4 mastermind I can guarantee you will end up netting me at least an extra $100k in the next year.

Daegan Smith

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Ben Settle is a great contemporary source of copywriting wisdom. I’ve been a big admirer of Ben’s writing for a long time, and he’s the only copywriter I’ve ever hired and been satisfied with

Ken McCarthy

One of the “founding fathers”

of Internet marketing

www.KenMcCarthy.com

I start my day with reading from the Holy Bible and Ben Settle’s email, not necessarily in that order.

Richard Armstrong

A List direct mail copywriter

whose clients have included

Rodale, Boardroom, Reader’s Digest,

Men’s Health, Newsweek,

Prevention Health Magazine, the ASCPA

and, even, The Limbaugh Letter.

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Of all the people I follow there’s so much stuff that comes into my inbox from various copywriters and direct marketers and creatives, your stuff is about as good as it gets.

Brian Kurtz

Former Executive VP of Boardroom Inc. Named Marketer of the Year by Target Marketing magazine

www.BrianKurtz.me

The f’in’ hottest email copywriter on the web now.

David Garfinkel

The World’s Greatest Copywriting Coach

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Ben Settle is my email marketing mentor.

Tom Woods

Senior fellow of the Mises Institute, New York Times Bestselling Author, Prominent libertarian historian & author, and host of one of the longest running and most popular libertarian podcasts on the planet

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I’ve read your stuff and you have some of the best hooks. You really know how to work the hook and the angles.

Brian Clark

www.CopyBlogger.com

Ben writes some of the most compelling subject lines I’ve ever seen, and implements a very unique style in his blog. Honestly, I can’t help but look when I get an email, or see a new post from him in my Google Reader.

Dr. Glenn Livingston

www.GlennLivingston.com

There are very, very few copywriters whose copy I not only read but save so I can study it… and Ben is on that short list. In fact, he’s so good… he kinda pisses me off. But don’t tell him I said that. 😉

Ray Edwards

Direct Response Copywriter

www.RayEdwards.com

You’re damn brilliant, dude…I really DO admire your work, my friend!

Brian Keith Voiles

A-list copywriter who has written winning ads for prestigious clients such as Jay Abraham, Ted Nicholas, Dr. Stephen R. Covey, Robert Allen, and Gary Halbert.

www.AdvertisingMagicCopywriting.com

We finally got to meet in person and you delivered a killer talk. Your emails are one of the very few I read and study. And your laid back style.. is just perfect!

Ryan Lee

Best-selling Author

“Entrepreneur” Magazine columnist

www.RyanLee.com

There’s been a recent flood of copy writing “gurus” lately and I only trust ONE! And that’s @BenSettle

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AKA Hotep Jesus

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I’m so busy but there’s some guys like Ben Settle w/incredible daily emails that I always read.

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World class Internet marketer, author, and speaker

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