Over the last couple years, I have noticed something about people who sell in the “make money online!” market. And that is, they (mostly, there are a few exceptions, I will admit) make terrible customers for what I sell.

Especially for my “Email Players” newsletter.

Why?

There are many reasons, my fine-feathered little fledgling.

Like, for example:

  • They ask dumb questions about things that are irrelevant — being caught up in whatever goo-roo term-of-the-month that gives them a boner at the moment, and without even knowing why they’re asking the question
  • They rarely know even the raw basics of direct response marketing — I spend way too much time having to edu-ma-cate them on things anyone who is going to set themselves up as some kind of expert at “OMG making money online!” should know
  • They are always in get rich quick mode — having little or no patience, expecting overnight riches
  • They are impulse buyers and don’t read what they’re getting — many are either completely illiterate or too lazy to read even a few sentences of the sales letter (for example, demanding to know where their PDF of the “Email Players Playbook” is, when it clearly states there is no PDF)
  • A lot of them are literally addicts — enslaved to the dopamine drip they get when they buy something new, just like the people they sell to (or would sell to if they knew how to actually make sales)
  • They haven’t actually made any money online — and refuse to market honestly about it
  • They follow the dregs of goo-roo-dom — dropping names of people who aren’t qualified to pour water out of a boot much less teach marketing or “how to totes make money online!”
  • And the list goes on…

Again, there are a few exceptions.

But, most of these blokes would be better off getting their dopamine fix from one of the many marketing gringos living in the lap of luxury in 3rd world countries on a dollar fifty per day while pretending to be rich and successful.

Anyway, so that’s why I don’t cotton to them.

I can only help legitimate businesses.

If that’s you, and you want to pound out emails people look forward to reading and buying from, and write them in just minutes per day, check out:

www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle

“Email Players” subscriber Christian Carpeso asks probably the #1 most-asked question that comes across my dusty wine barrel table desk. It’s a good question, too. And, since it is so common, I figure it’ll be easier to answer it publicly and archive on my blog. That way, when it comes again (and it will) I can simply send people a link to my answer.

(Killing two vultures with one sling shot.)

Anyway, here’s the question:

Hi Ben,

I have an old list that I’ve generated before (2 years ago), how can I reconnect to that old list and use the principles in The Email Player’s Playbook? What should I email them?

My answer:

1. Create a new opt in page for them.

2. Send them an email saying you are going to be mailing them again, and how frequently, come up with a hot opt in bribe. Ideally, the bribe should be something with a for real high retail value any sane lead would be dumb not to opt in for.

3. Mail that list as many times as you’re comfortable sending them to that new opt in page.

What should happen is this:

Those who opt-in are your living leads.

Don’t expect miracles, though. And, don’t be shocked if you get spam complaints. Bringing dead leads back to life is like bringing human back to life — you run the risk of them turning into zombies and trying to kill you.

And before anyone asks:

No, this ain’t the only way to do it.

It’s simply the way I’ve used that has had the most success using my wily ways.

If you want to learn my email copywriting ways that will give the above a much higher chance of working than if you foolishly try to “reverse engineer” what I do, without understanding the underlying principles behind what I do, then check out my “Email Players” newsletter.

Here’s the clean and shiny link:

www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle

Last week, I wrote an email about how you become like the people you spend all your time with. My example was, if you hang out with pessimistic losers, you’ll become a pessimistic loser over time.

Anyway, the esteemed A-list copywriter Bob Bly shared it on Facebook.

And, I got quite a kick out of some of the comments.

Like, for example:

“If this were true, then people like John McCain would have become like his captors.”

(Totes!)

Or…

“Does a minister become the sinner?”

(Happens all the time… mayhaps the minister should read what Paul wrote about kicking unrepentant sinners out of the church?)

Or…

“I only hangout with my Facebook friends and I don’t think that they are ‘pessimistic losers’”.

(Defensive, much, brah?)

Or… another guy nattering aimlessly about Budda.

(Basically typing to hear himself write.)

And, my personal favorite:

“People should realize Ben takes this extreme, controversial stance as a marketing ploy.”

Methinks it takes living in a mighty thick social media bubble to call this oft-repeated concept touted by multiple religions, philosophers, sociologists, psychologists, and even criminologists an “extreme” and “controversial” stance.

Anyway, a fun time was had by all.

(Well, me, anyways.)

And, so it is.

Speaking of extreme and controversial stances:

One thing I do that sends the mush cookie marketers out into the streets weeping and gnashing their teeth is sell every single day in my emails.

Why do I do this?

Because it works.

And, my “Email Players” newsletter shows you how to write daily emails (or multiple daily emails) without straining, struggling, or looking like a worthless hack swiping and copying anyone else.

It ain’t rocket science.

But, it requires daily work.

And daily consistency.

And, a daily desire to make sales.

Don’t got those things?

Then, I can’t help you.

Go away.

Shoo.

You’re dismissed.

Otherwise, if interested, go ye here for more information:

www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle

Podcast listener David Breeze renounces his fluffpreneur ways and sees the light:

Elbenbo – I owe you a massive thank you.

I’ve been reading your daily emails since September 2015 and in all honesty, I possess most of the negative traits that you talk about in your podcasts and emails.

I.e. I’m a needy opportunity minded buyer and wannabe fluffpreneur who reads loads of books (once).

Through your daily emails and podcasts – you are slowly but surely helping me rid myself of these horrible traits (to become a villain).

I’ve downloaded and listened to all your podcasts (twice overs so far) and have gotten more value from your podcast alone than my £20,000 Marketing degree.

My wife told me I’m like a Magpie because I always on the lookout for the next new and shiny/sparkly thing to bring back to my nest.

So I think it’s time to call the taxidermist to stuff that Magpie and stick him above my proverbial mantelpiece as a reminder to stick to the none-shiny dull things that actually work.

Thanks again and feel free to use any of this email in your daily emails (it would be a privilege).

Thank you good Sir, I have…

I’ve been thinking a lot about this lately.

I can teach someone all the best email, persuasion, copywriting, marketing, sales, etc tips and ideas I know. But, if your head isn’t screwed on the right way, it’s all for naught.

Thus, my Villains book and podcast.

If you haven’t listened to the 170 (give or take) podcast episodes I have on my site (my old podcast archives and the new one I started in January) yet, they’re yours for the taking here:

www.BenSettle.com/podcast

Ben Settle

The August “Email Players” issue goes to the printer today.

If you’re on the fence about subscribing, here are some of the many secrets inside to help you decide:

  • How certain people who are full of horse crap give themselves an air of credibility and charisma even otherwise-intelligent and skeptical people buy into. (If you ever wondered how certain goo-roos on flakebook who are clearly full of horse pucky still attract big lists and audiences, this is how — imagine how well it works if you actually have something of quality to offer…)
  • The single most effective thing anyone can do to “weaken” a prospect’s resistance to giving you their hard earned muney.
  • 6 marketing secrets of a “backwoods” pastor who turned a local bible study into the largest non-denominational church in the the world.
  • The ridiculously *minimalist* business model the above pastor used to do it.
  • How to have a personal brand that people will be irrationally loyal to. (This secret is/was used by everyone from hated institutions like big pharma, big government, big media, and big oil… to politicians like Ronald Reagan, Bill & Hillary Clinton, Obama, and Donald Trump… to iconoclasts like Jesus Christ, and more.
  • 3 non-lawyer solutions you can apply to your emails to inoculate them from being blatantly copied, swiped, or knocked off by low class jackass wannabes.
  • A secret way to shame people in your emails that (1) makes you far more sales than being a mush-cookie about telling your list when they are screwing up and making stoopid decisions that hurt them (and others) and (2) does it in a way where they love you for it and won’t whine about it on social media.
  • An example of how to turn virtually any topic into an email — even dark, disturbing topics your list would usually be horrified by.
  • A “counter intuitive” idea used by one of history’s greatest marketing/copywriting minds to almost effortlessly raise a pile of money for charities and causes he helped.
  • How to “flip” attacks, mud-slinging, and outright lies about you into a bigger, and more rabid (as far as wanting to buy from you and defend you) audience.
  • A weird (but highly effective) way of getting people to take action used by Jesus Christ that you will rarely ever see anyone (especially all the needy and scarcity-minded people selling online) do.

But that ain’t all, my Pet.

This issue also includes a transcript of an interview talking about the inner game of how I run my business in many ways (ifn’ that is of any interest to you) based on my favorite Villains.

I’ve said it before a couple times:

This issue is a great “jumping on” issue for people new to my world.

(Especially newbies who need a grounding in important persuasion fundamentals and principles.)

Anyway, I’m sending this list to the printer today.

So, if you want in, no time for the dilly-dally.

Subscribe here while there’s still time to get this issue:

www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle

Something to tuck inside the dark abyss of your evil mind:

Pretty much every copywriting course, training, or seminar you ever see will talk about the life-or-death importance of filling your copy with benefits, proof, credibility, etc. And, this is all true. But, there is one thing (when it comes to emails especially) that is far more important that comes before all those things.

Is it storytelling?

No.

In fact, stories are not even always necessary.

Is it being “infotaining”?

Nope.

Important (in my humble, but accurate, opinion). But infotainment is something that serves the secret persuasion principle found in all great copy I am talking about. Fact is, a lot of ads have zero infotainment and still kick gluteus assimus because they use the secret I am talking about.

What about curiosity?

Is it that?

Important (very important).

But, even that doesn’t hold a candle to the very simple (and obvious, frankly, this is not something I invented by any means) not-really-a-secret I am talking about.

Still don’t know what I babbleth about?

I’ll give you a non-hint:

Even if you have a product people desperately want and need, there is a more-than-decent chance they will not buy from you if you don’t do this one, very simple (yet still rare, for whatever reason) thing in your emails. I don’t care if you are selling water in the desert to a man dying of thirst or a starving man hamburgers.

It simply won’t matter.

Anyway, the answer should be obvious.

But, if it’s not?

Then check out page 11 of the August “Email Players” issue.

I daresay, even if your copy sucks, your offer is mediocre, and you don’t even know what a benefit is… you would still make sales if you did nothing but include this in your email copy, ad copy, and any other copy.

But you best hurry and subscribe if you want it, Hoss.

I send it to the printer in a couple days.

After that?

Too late…

Here’s where to subscribe:

www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle

Fat Shaming In Emails

“Email Players” subscriber Daniel Iversen takes his first steps into a bold new ultra profitable world:

Hi Ben,

So it all just *clicked* in my mind a couple days back and I’ve been cranking out MUCH
improved writing.

Guess subscribers think so too.

Had to go back and revamp my whole auto-responder series. Which was actually fun.

Yesterday’s email brought the first two “early bird” opt-ins within a few minutes of sending. And for the first time, a reader wrote in with comments. Twice.

Of course, I promptly turned her words into another email.

Good stuff.

Thanks a million for straightening my email copy out.

The learning curve for my methods are quick and painless.

(For most people)

And, the information inside the coming August issue is no different. In fact, it boldly goes where no one has gone before (I daresay) in email, and contains a teaching on how to ethically and, yes, kindly, use fat shaming (or any kind of shaming depending on your market, doesn’t have to be weight loss) to make more sales with email. And, believe it or not, do it in a way where readers don’t hate you, fear you, or want to burn you at the stake. Instead, it makes them grateful and eager to buy, maybe even praise you.

Impossible?

Not for me (I even show a real life email example).

And, not for people wise enough to be subscribed in time before it goes to the printer and is too late to get it.

Subscription info here:

www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle

How to turn garbage into emails

Once upon a time, I was challenged to turn anything into an email.

On the spot.

Without time to think, plan, or even so much as ponder.

The copywriter I was hanging with and I were at a McDonalds at the time and they said, “okay smart ass… turn that piece of trash on the ground into an email for this client!” This person’s client had a salon mall, and his emails were selling hair stylists on renting a space there.

On the spot, said:

“Easy, write an email about how you were in McDonalds and saw some trash on the ground, which made you think twice about eating there. And it’s the same with salons. You might be shocked how much salon business is lost by something a simple as a piece of trash tucked away in a corner. At our salon mall we have cleanliness standards… yada yada yada…”

Anyway, you get the idea.

Very easy to do, if you train your mind for it.

And guess what:

I recently wrote an email for a Golf business I am a partner in where I was given a similar challenge to turn something that, at a glance, has nothing whatsoever to do with golf, golfers, or even swing a stick on the spot, under the same “pressure.”

It’s not run yet, so I can’t say how well it’ll do.

But, it’s in the back of the August “Email Players” issue.

And, just reading it can give you an idea of how to do this for any market, using ideas that are bold, original, and that your market hasn’t seen before (certainly not from the gaggle of swipers laying in wait who haven’t an original thought since conception). If you’re wise enough to subscribe before it goes to the printer in time to get it… or if you are already subscribed… don’t copy it obviously.

Only dumbos do that.

Instead, let it influence your thinking.

Expand your mind.

And, get you thinking of email at a deeper level than anyone you compete against — which is not that hard to do anymore.

Here’s where to subscribe before it goes to print in a few short days:

www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle

I’ve never done a single livestream in my life.

But, “Email Players” subscriber Stefanie Arroyo comes clean and admits:

“Ben, I learned more on how to do livestreams from Email Players ($97) than I did from Porterfield’s $2k course. Never mind how to write copy from your $30 book compared to the $4k spent on Ramit Sethi’s & Nikki Elledge Brown’s copy “courses”… but ya know.”

Can’t say I’m real familiar with the above people.

My influences are mostly-obscure old school direct mail guys.

(Not Internet famous guys and girls)

But, it surprises me not that people can apply my gruesome email ways to livestreams. Just like they can be directly applied to YouTube videos. And articles. And blog posts. And sales letters. And Webinars. And podcasts. And public speaking. And the list goes on…

Anyway, on to the bid’niz at toe:

The August issue is almost ready to go to the printer.

To get it in time before it’s too late, go ye here:

www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle

Recently, I decided to kill off my Flakebook group. And, many of the members inside have been sending me emails and messages (some, thinking I banned them or something) asking about it.

The reason is simple:

The group existed to entertain and amuse me.

And, for several months, it did.

Then, it didn’t, and started to bore me.

Thus, I decided to kill it off and focus on other things that do interest me.

Anyway, that’s the reason for anyone lamenting the demise of elBenbo’s Lair. It’s not some sneaky plot to launch a product or whatever the social media goo-roos are doing lately. It’s not because I didn’t like anyone (the regulars in there were amongst the few people on this mud hole I do like). It simply bored me. And, as anyone who has watched me kill off successful products/programs on a whim before (like the short-lived elBenbo’s Apprentice membership site and Ben Settle Show podcast last Summer, The Crypto Marketing Newsletter in 2012, the Crackerjack Selling Secrets Club in 2009, etc) know, it’s not unprecedented for me to do such things, and replace them with something more fun and interesting for Yours Crotchety.

So that’s the bad news for my Horde who miss the group.

The good news?

(Good news for me, at least)

I’ll probably create a new group (with completely different dynamics and goals) that excites me as much as the old group did when I first started experimenting with things nobody else on Flakebook was doing.

(That I wrote about in the April 2017 “Email Players” issue).

 

In the meantime, on to the important stuff:

Even though I only had about 2500 people in there towards the end (I wanted it down to 1000 or less), my now deceased group had one of the most rabid followings I’ve ever seen on or off Flakebook in many ways.

Some people would send me long emails “selling” me on letting them join.

(After I closed Immigration.)

And, many who were banned, would send long emails pleading to come back.

It was just a very unique place from what others told me who are in lots of other groups.

And you know what?

That was all by design.

And, although I don’t mention Facebook in it, one of the influences for how I got it that rabid, is the bloke I talk about in the August “Email Players” issue — who had such a strong personal brand (people either loved or hated him, no indifference), and following, that even today (3 years after his death) you can still find probably hundreds (or more) forums, groups, chat rooms, etc online who argue, discuss, and debate him, his teachings, his ideas, etc.

I applied many things he did to the old group.

And, you can read about some of them in the August issue.

That is, if you subscribe before the looming deadline.

Here’s the link:

www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle

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WHAT OTHERS ARE SAYING

Even when you’re simply just selling stuff, your emails are, in effect, brilliant content for marketers who want to see how to make sales copy incapable of being ignored by their core market. You are a master of this rare skill, Ben, and I tip my hat in respect.

Gary Bencivenga

(Universally acknowledged as the world’s greatest living copywriter)

www.MarketingBullets.com

I confess that I have only begun watching Ben closely and corresponding with him fairly recently, my mistake. At this point, it is, bluntly, very rare to discover somebody I find intelligent, informed, interesting and inspiring, and that is how I would describe Ben Settle.

Dan S. Kennedy

Author, ’No BS’ book series

Ben is one of the sharpest marketing minds on the planet, and he runs his membership “Email Players” better than just about any other I’ve seen. I highly recommend it.

Perry Marshall

Author of 8 books whose Google book laid the foundations for the $100 billion Pay Per Click industry, whose prestigious 80/20 work has been used by NASA’s Jet Propulsion Labs, and whose historic reinvention of the Pareto Principle is published in Harvard Business Review.

www.PerryMarshall.com

I think Ben is the light heavyweight champion of email copywriting. I ass-lo think we’d make Mayweather money in a unification title bout!

Matt Furey

www.MattFurey.com

Zen Master Of The Internet®

President of The Psycho-Cybernetics Foundation

Just want you to know I get great advice and at least one chuckle… or a slap on the forehead “duh”… every time I read your emails!

Carline Anglade-Cole

AWAI’s Copywriter of the Year Award winner and A-list copywriter who has written for Oprah and continually writes control packages for the world’s most prestigious (and competitive) alternative health direct marketing companies

www.CarlineCole.com

I’ve been reading your stuff for about a month. I love it. You are saying, in very arresting ways, things I’ve been trying to teach marketers and copywriters for 30 years. Keep up the good work!

Mark Ford

aka Michael Masterson

Cofounder of AWAI

www.AwaiOnline.com

The business is so big now. Prob 4x the revenue since when we first met… and had you in! Claim credit, as it did correlate!

Joseph Schriefer

(Copy Chief at Agora Financial)

www.AgoraFinancial.com

I wake up to READ YOUR WORDS. I learn from you and study exactly how you combine words + feelings together. Like no other. YOU go DEEP and HARD.”

Lori Haller

(“A-List” designer who has worked on control sales letters and other projects for Oprah Winfrey, Gary Bencivenga, Clayton Makepeace, Jim Rutz, and more.

www.ShadowOakStudio.com

I love your emails. Your e-mail style is stunningly effective.

Bob Bly

The man McGrawHill calls

America’s top copywriter

and bestselling author of over 75 books

www.Bly.com

Ben might be a freaking genius. Just one insight he shared at the last Oceans 4 mastermind I can guarantee you will end up netting me at least an extra $100k in the next year.

Daegan Smith

www.Maximum-Leverage.com

Ben Settle is a great contemporary source of copywriting wisdom. I’ve been a big admirer of Ben’s writing for a long time, and he’s the only copywriter I’ve ever hired and been satisfied with

Ken McCarthy

One of the “founding fathers”

of Internet marketing

www.KenMcCarthy.com

I start my day with reading from the Holy Bible and Ben Settle’s email, not necessarily in that order.

Richard Armstrong

A List direct mail copywriter

whose clients have included

Rodale, Boardroom, Reader’s Digest,

Men’s Health, Newsweek,

Prevention Health Magazine, the ASCPA

and, even, The Limbaugh Letter.

www.FreeSampleBook.com

Of all the people I follow there’s so much stuff that comes into my inbox from various copywriters and direct marketers and creatives, your stuff is about as good as it gets.

Brian Kurtz

Former Executive VP of Boardroom Inc. Named Marketer of the Year by Target Marketing magazine

www.BrianKurtz.me

The f’in’ hottest email copywriter on the web now.

David Garfinkel

The World’s Greatest Copywriting Coach

www.FastEffectiveCopy.com

Ben Settle is my email marketing mentor.

Tom Woods

Senior fellow of the Mises Institute, New York Times Bestselling Author, Prominent libertarian historian & author, and host of one of the longest running and most popular libertarian podcasts on the planet

www.TomWoods.com

I’ve read your stuff and you have some of the best hooks. You really know how to work the hook and the angles.

Brian Clark

www.CopyBlogger.com

Ben writes some of the most compelling subject lines I’ve ever seen, and implements a very unique style in his blog. Honestly, I can’t help but look when I get an email, or see a new post from him in my Google Reader.

Dr. Glenn Livingston

www.GlennLivingston.com

There are very, very few copywriters whose copy I not only read but save so I can study it… and Ben is on that short list. In fact, he’s so good… he kinda pisses me off. But don’t tell him I said that. 😉

Ray Edwards

Direct Response Copywriter

www.RayEdwards.com

You’re damn brilliant, dude…I really DO admire your work, my friend!

Brian Keith Voiles

A-list copywriter who has written winning ads for prestigious clients such as Jay Abraham, Ted Nicholas, Dr. Stephen R. Covey, Robert Allen, and Gary Halbert.

www.AdvertisingMagicCopywriting.com

We finally got to meet in person and you delivered a killer talk. Your emails are one of the very few I read and study. And your laid back style.. is just perfect!

Ryan Lee

Best-selling Author

“Entrepreneur” Magazine columnist

www.RyanLee.com

There’s been a recent flood of copy writing “gurus” lately and I only trust ONE! And that’s @BenSettle

Bryan Sharpe

AKA Hotep Jesus

www.BooksByBryan.com

www.HotepNation.com

I’m so busy but there’s some guys like Ben Settle w/incredible daily emails that I always read.

Russell Brunson

World class Internet marketer, author, and speaker

www.RussellBrunson.com

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