Remember my last email about “Sun”?
It’s the tabloid publication I said was one of my main inspirations for my marketing, copywriting, emails, blogs, articles and all that jazz.
Well, check this out:
This last Saturday I copied out some of the more interesting and outstanding headlines from the cover, the articles and some of the ads inside.
Not just for my own inspiration and ideas, though.
But for YOURS, too (if you want them).
And without further ado… here they are:
- Rednecks Shoot Down Angel Over Trailer Park
- Beat Brittle Bones — With Beer!
- Real-Life Phantom Of The Opera Stalks Historic Theater
- New Strategy Game Can Save You From Blindness
- Breakthrough Brings Feeling To Fake Limbs
- Secrets Of History’s Greatest Artists
- World’s Warmest Jacket Keeps You Snug At Minus 450 Degrees!
- What Does Your Wallet Reveal About You?
- Classical Cellist Sued For Recording Sad Song
- Bachelor Picks His Bride — By Spinning The Bottle
- Seven Warning Pains You Must Never Ignore
- Why The End Times Have Already Begun
- Satan Stalks The Vatican!
- Real Life Sleeping Beauty Is No Fairy Tale Princess
- Virgin Mary Tears Have Amazing Healing Powers
- Future Stereos Designed With Dogs And Cats In Mind
- Roller Coaster Helps Students Make The Grade!
- Teen Discovers Billion Dollar Booty
- Brain Injury Turns Two-Fisted Fighter Into Talented Artist
- Health Glove Soothes Arthritis Pain
How’s that for headline & idea “fodder”?
It’s so easy to adapt this stuff.
And, kinda fun, too.
Anyway, this is just one (of many) reasons I encourage you to sally forth on over to ye olde supermarket checkout line and grab a copy of Sun today.
The phantoms and psycho rednecks are standing by…
Ben Settle
P.S. Did you like these headlines?
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