Behold…
Chapter 2 of my work-in-progress:
“The Book of Benverbs”
If you hate Mondays you ain’t doing life right
Chasing wealth is a great way to stay broke
Anyone that has a problem with what I say, is the one with the problem
The more “ruly” you are, the more easily you’re ruled
I’m not arguing, I’m granting you the wisdom of showing you why you’re wrong
You’re either on my side or the wrong side
Never reward bad behavior unless you want more of the same
You don’t have to outrun the evil blood thirsty ferocious beast chasing you and your friend through the woods… you only have to outrun your friend
Assuming only makes an ass out of you, not me
If you let your customers steer your ship you’re gonna end up on the rocks
Can’t you just feeeeel the love I have for ya?
Alright that’s all today.
Excelsior.
Ben Settle
P.S. Because I know you can’t drink deeply enough from my well of anti-wisdom, below is a recap of chapter 1 from the Book of Benverbs:
In the land of dumb asses the smart ass is king
Wisdom doesn’t come cheap
Everyone wants honesty until you tell them the truth
There are no dumb answers, only dumb questions
The only people who don’t have a right to complain are the people who voted for the winning candidate
My opinion may change, but the fact I’m always right never changes
God gave you 2 ears and 1 mouth so you can listen to me talk more with minimal interruptions
It’s perfectly okay if you disagree with me, it’s not against the law for you to be wrong
I’m incapable of ever being wrong, ergo I’m always right
Write drunk, edit sober
Stay ye tuned for chapter 3…
In the meantime, for some “for real” wisdom and business building tips (all taken directly from an ancient supernatural book a gazillion times more valuable) check out:
