Got some more headline fodder for ya.
They are from my favorite rag “Sun Magazine” and this last issue had an especially large amount of headlines that seemed interesting enough to write down (and share with you).
Anyway, they make great idea starters.
And you never know what they’ll morph into in your ads…
TITANIC SURVIVOR FOUND
ALIVE ON REMOTE ISLAND!THEY’RE BACK!
‘ESP spies’ are hard at work helping
Pentagon foresee coming eventsROYAL CORPSE UNLEASHES
TERRIFYING CURSE…GOV’T DOCS GAVE DEADLY
DISEASES TO PATIENTS!BANISH BACK PAIN FOR FREE
No drugs… No exercise… No dieting…DOCTORS USE PATIENTS’ OWN CELLS
TO MAKE NEW BODY PARTSTORTURED TEACHER HAUNTS
DESERTED CEMETERYWILL YOUR CITY BE NEXT?
Scientists and seers predict huge
disasters to hit U.S.CREEPY MASK CLUE TO MURDERER!
Identity thief charged with slicing
victim to piecesBURGLAR CALLS 911 FOR PROTECTION
FROM HOMEOWNERBIRTHDAY BOY SHOOTS HIS FAMILY
WHILE THEY LIE SLEEPING
…with rifle he received as a giftSUPERCAR CHANGES TOMORROW’S HIGHWAYS
…with a whopping 313 miles to the gallon!Ancient Indian secret lets you…
SING YOURSELF LUCKY!STRAP ON A HAIRCUT HELMET
– for the perfect short-back-sides…
with no nicks!HIGH ON THE HOG!
Welcome to Piggy Island… where the waters
are brimming with swimming swineFRANK SINATRA’S GHOST
APPEARS ON SATELLITE TVSELF-OFFING CHICKENS!
Farmer’s amazing breakthrough saves having
to slaughter his flock20 WAYS TO WASTE YOUR MONEY
TREAT YOUR VARICOSE VEINS NATURALLY
Easy ways to banish unsightly lumpsWANT TO BE A BETTER LOVER?
Free the wild sexual beast within you!
Hey, I didn’t say they’d make you more sane.
Just better at writing copy.
For more in-depth headline writing training, check out:
Specifically, the report inside about why many so-called “killer” headlines will do nothing but kill your sales.
It’s a doozy.
Check it out at the above link…
Ben Settle
