As the Benverb says:
“There are no dumb answers, only dumb questions”
Case in point:
I’ve gotten my share of pointless questions, inane comments, and troll grunting. Usually I just delete them. But, today I decided to collect some together for shitz & giggles so I could share them with the Ben Settle Brigade.
If nothing else, you may get a chuckle.
And, hopefully, people will think before pushing “send.”
But first, here’s how I define a dumb question:
A question someone already knows the answer to. (Or could get it with a quick google lookup) Or, that are a result of them not reading whatever email they are responding to carefully. Or, a question someone asks to “bait” me into some idiotic debate.
Here are a few examples:
(Of both dumb questions & comments)
“Do you think your Attorney would mind if we swiped his letter and used it to send to copyright infringers?” (I almost thought this was a joke… I mean, really?)
“Why are you still using aweber?” (Why not?)
“Bring it baby. Americans. Are all talk. But money buys the wisky.” (This chap sounds like he’s been hitting the whiskey…)
Now, let me be clear about something:
I am not saying these are “dumb” people.
(Except probably for the whiskey chap.)
But, they simply asked dumb questions. And we ALL do it from time to time. (Yes, even I ask the occasional dumb question…)
So, what’s the point of this?
I’m not sure there is one.
I just thought it’d be funny…
Speaking of questions:
One of the “perks” of being an “Email Players” subscriber is you get access to me to answer your questions via email.
This is the most valuable thing I can offer:
My time.
If you’re a subscriber, take advantage.
If not, go here to join the Email Playerhood:
Ben Settle

