Yesterday while walking my dog on the beach, something hit me.

I ain’t talking about seagull poop, neither.

No… I was hit by a realization.

The realization of just how much impact all those years of mindlessly reading comic books had on my business, my marketing and even my income.

Yes… I’ve spaketh of this before.

But here are a few MORE things comic books do for marketers:

1. Make the complex simple

Comic book writers are forced to make complex concepts (like physics, chemistry, psychology, etc) easy for younger minds to grasp.

Sales (and, thus, the writers’ jobs) depend on it.

This skill can’t help but rub off on anyone who’s read a few hundred issues of X-Men, Hulk, Spiderman, etc.

2. Direct response indoctrination

Pre-1990 comics are PACKED with the best direct response ads you’ll ever see.

Those copywriters were sales letter “super heroes” themselves (they probably even wore capes) that made the stoopidest things (X-ray glasses, sea monkeys, glow-in-the-dark neck tie, etc) irresistible.

3. Cross-selling

Those comic book publishers are the best in the world at leaving you on a “cliffhanger” each month so you’re forced to buy multiple other comics to see how the story ends. You may THINK you’re just grabbing an issue of Batman… until you realize you have to buy Superman, Green Lantern, Justice League and a half dozen other titles for the FULL story.

4. Personality

If you want a world-class education on how to inject personality into your writing, just crack open any of the old Stan Lee comics from the ’60’s and ’70’s. There’s a reason HIS characters (Spiderman, Hulk, X-Men, etc) are responsible for raking in billions of dollars in sales.

5. Outside the box thinking

My subconscious is bursting with strange and bizarre ideas from all those comic book stories that I often apply directly to my ads, books, emails and other writings today.

Anyway, those are some reasons marketers should read comic books.

I think you’ll find it extremely profitable reading.

And who knows?

You may even have fun.

Even if it’s on accident…

And BTW, one more thing:

I’m putting a special insert in the next “Email Players” issue that shows another (extremely profitable) secret for making sales I learned directly from my years of buying comic books.

A secret hardly anyone talks about.

Yet, it can INSTANTLY make you more sales.

(The first time you use it.)

I use it ALL the time now.

And people who know it don’t worry about sales.

Here’s where to subscribe in time:

www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle

Recently I saw an ad with an amusing headline.

It was from some marketing or copywriting goo-roo (forget which one) and was promising to show people how to use so-called “forbidden” persuasion secrets to sell more products or services.

Forbidden, eh?

Really?

Because I don’t know if I’d brag about that.

I mean, think about it.

The only way that description of a persuasion tactic makes sense is if the product teaches people to defraud customers or break the law.

Then maybe it’d make sense.

After all, there’s nothing “forbidden” about legitimate sales.

There’s nothing “dark artsy” about it, either.

Not if you do it right, at least.

In fact, real selling is the exact opposite:

Totally transparent.

Brutally honest.

And, yes, completely ethical.

I know!

But using terms like “forbidden” sounds sooooo coolio, right?

Hey, do what you want.

But just realize this:

The best customers balk at that sort of thing.

(In MOST markets, at least, there are exceptions…)

So SPURN me at your peril.

Before taking off, one more thing:

The September “Email Players” issue could get me in a bit ‘o trouble. No, there’s nothing “forbidden” inside. But methinks some people (especially women & mothers!) would like to see some of the info inside forbidden.

More:

It’s also a great “jumping on” issue.

Perfect for newbies and seasoned marketers alike.

Anyway, it goes to print in 2 weeks.

Subscribe in time at:

www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle

Oscar (NOT his real name) writes:

“I was hoping to receive more tips and free advice. I don’t want to buy anything. I just want to learn from what’s available on the net for free. If I want to pay for anything, I’ll sign up for a course at my community college to learn about copywriting.”

Funny stuff.

But, not all that uncommon.

A lot of people online have this kind of “allergy” to selling.

Yet, how can anyone possibly hope to sell their own products or services… if they shriek like scared little girls when someone sends them a sales pitch?

How can someone be a good seller if they’re not a good buyer?

Answer is you can’t.

At least, not long term.

For example:

How else are you going to know how it feels to stare at an order form, credit card in hand, hearing those two voices in your head — one telling you to buy, the other telling you to put it off until “later”? Seems to me unless you experience that feeling yourself (and often), you won’t know how to silence the “procrastinator” voice and magnify the “buyer” voice in your prospect’s mind.

I kinda feel sorry for Oscar, though.

(Don’t you?)

So, Oscar, here’s some FREE advice for you, amigo:

Quit being such a pussy and READ the sales pitches.

ALL of them —

Good, bad or fugly.

Why?

For one thing, you might learn something.

Heck — you may even want to BUY something.

And when that happens, make sure you keep that ad and dissect it line by line. Figure out exactly what it did to sell you… and then start using it in YOUR ads.

Trust me.

It’ll be one of the best educations you get.

Plus, unlike the community college…

It won’t cost ya a dime.

And hey, who knows?

One day you may even graduate to this:

www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle

More and more, I get variations of this question:

My question is, since your writing emails everyday, and they appear to be up-to date and sent out within a week of when you wrote it (I’ve noticed) do you have emails that are in a email series, or do the same emails never get used again outside of that one day you sent it?

Example:

You send out Email X today, and then Johnny joins your list tomorrow.

Will Johnny ever be sent Email X?

I mean I guess if you writing emails everyday then email series aren’t necessary, but as you obviously know, some people have it set up where when someone joins their list, that new joiner will start recieving emails that were written a long time ago that the email series began with and will never catch up to the emails that early subscribers are getting now.

OK, let me ‘splain this.

The answer is:

It depends!

For example:

My BenSettle.com emails are fresh.

Other than the “welcome” email where I give you the free “Email Players” issue everything else is mailed fresh. Sometimes I may do an “encore presentation” email (where I recycle something I did before) but they are mailed fresh.

I recommend people do this for your “main” thing.

For other projects?

I recommend autorespondering them.

And, I recommend doing it FAST.

I did this for an eBook I sell.

I wrote some 94 emails over a month.

They are now going out daily to new subscribers.

And, that funnel converts like gangbusters.

I do this for another product, too.

And, I’ll soon be adding another to the mix.

Then another.

And another…

Until, one day, I have perhaps dozens of autoresponders with 30-90 days worth of pre-loaded emails going forth and working hard on my behalf, while I continue to write fresh emails for my main deal.

Emails are fun.

But, you don’t spend all your time on them.

(At least in my humble, but accurate, opinion.)

Make sense?

Of course it does.

So sally forth and do ye likewise.

For the “how tos” of writing email check out “Email Players” — where I show you how to write profitable emails fast… and in a way that’s FUN.

Ain’t nothing better.

Unless you (GASP!) h8 making sales.

More info at:

www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle

What’s a Milquetoast Marketer?

Basically, it’s someone who is kinda wimpy in their marketing — always plays everything safe, never tries new ideas, and doesn’t experience the thrill of doing the OPPOSITE of established goo-roo orthodoxy with their silly rules and faux one-size-fits-all split test results.

Here are some “marks” of a Milquetoast Marketer:

  • They test “whispers” instead of “screams”
  • Are scared to try anything fresh, bold or original — slaves to the idiotic notion that creativity is bad
  • Wimpy offers
  • Fear of using take away selling (they ooze “neediness”)
  • Not being relentless about following up (for “Email Players” subscribers — www.EmailPlayers.com — this ain’t a problem)
  • Fear being personal or letting anyone see the “real” them
  • And the list goes on…

Look, every market has its token goo-roo, right?

Maybe even several of them.

But what every market does NOT have is someone who breaks off from the bleating pack of follower zombies and shows a little backbone in their marketing.

A little originality.

A little bit of ingenuity.

Instead, all you usually see is a herd of Milquetoast Marketers running lame tests with headline colors.

Afraid to email their lists regularly.

And never get noticed by anyone.

Kinda creepy, IMH (but accurate) O.

Ouch.

Ben Settle

P.S. For more info on avoiding the dreary existence of Milquetoast Marketer-dom, check out:

www.EmailPlayers.com

The Email Jerk

Gary Halbert in his newsletters used to quote this old saying…

“No good deed goes unpunished!”

Case in point:

I hardly ever respond to email questions (Email Players subscribers being the exception). And if I do, they are addressed publicly as “fodder” for my daily emails so everyone can benefit from them.

But, one time I broke that rule.

And… I was reminded WHY I had the rule in the first place.

Here’s what happened:

I thought it’d be fun to mix it up and answer some of the dozens of questions that can accumulate over a week. Anyway, I answered one dude’s email question about auto-responders and he soon replies back with… a complaint.

Apparently, my “curt” answer bugged him.

Sure, he liked the info.

But he wanted a SALUTATION, dang nab it!

A friendly greeting.

And some fraggin’ “cordiality.”

Amusing, isn’t it?

And kind of useful, too — as it was a solid reminder of the “gimme gimme gimme” mentality created by the Internet Gary Halbert wrote about lo them many years ago, and why I should be trying harder to REPEL such people.

Hey, what can I say?

I see biz lessons in everything.

Even in dorky complaints.

I’m a glass half full kinda guy…

Ben Settle

P.S. Another cool thing that happened is it reminded me just how cool my “Email Players” subscribers are.

They ask great questions.

Are eager to learn and get better at email.

And rapidly apply the info taught.

They don’t whine and complain about info.

They use it.

And they’re a pleasure to deal with.

My kind of people.

To see if you qualify for this exclusive “club”, go to:

www.EmailPlayers.com

Let’s have a bit of fun today.

A few of my recent emails (specifically the ones when I was doing that “Copywriting Grab Bag” birthday sale) have gotten some very interesting feedback.

Some of it good.

Some of it nasty (yeah!)

And some of it… awesome.

Including a couple cool-cat testimonials, like the one from Michael Masterson (who I’ve been a huge fan of for years). And another from copywriter Mary Rose Maguire which was tongue-in-cheek.

But, at the same time, one of my favorites.

She said (in a linkedin group for copywriters):

“I’d run away with him if I wasn’t already married, was 15 years younger, and looked like Scarlett Johansson.”

Ha.

Hey, that’s how it’s done, ladies.

Hope you’re taking notes.

Remember, flattery WILL get you everywhere.

(So will food, gifts and, yes, cash…)

Anyway…

One more thing:

Recently I’ve been getting asked about consulting.

Do I do it?

And, how much does it cost?

The answer is yes.

And the cost is… pricey.

A cool $500 per hour.

But, I daresay it’s worth it.

In fact, Jonathan Rivera told me he did his first $1,000 day after taking the advice I gave him in a recent consulting session.

Not too shabby, eh?

No promises of results for you, of course.

So let’s not get nutzo here.

But, it’s proof I ain’t just whistin’ dixie when consulting.

If you’re interested, email me.

In the meantime, check out:

www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle

People ask about auto-responders all the time.

“Ben, which service is best?”

“What do YOU use?”

“Why aren’t you an affiliate for one???”

I’m always cryptic in my responses — and some even think I’m blowing them off on it. But the reality is, I don’t endorse any one (or two or three) auto-responders.

Why not?

Well, for one thing, they’re always in motion.

I can tell you what I think is best today, but this could change tomorrow or, it may not be the best for your particular situation and business.

After all, lists grow.

Companies make bad decisions.

ISP relationships may crumble.

So I’m always open to changing auto-responder companies and testing new ones out (and you should, too).

More:

They each have unique strengths & weaknesses.

For example:

Some will let you import your lists, some don’t. Some let you have non-confirmed opt-ins, some don’t. Some have great built-in tracking mechanisms, some don’t. Most auto-responder companies have lots of cool features but lack other really cool features their competitors have, and vice versa.

The point?

Every business has different needs.

And there’s no one-size-fits-all auto-responder.

Sorry, chief.

But that’s just the way it is.

So my opinion is, look at ALL of the reputable ones.

Most let you take free “test drives” or only charge a few bucks to test them. Play around inside and see which ones are the best fit for you and your comfort level with technology and needs.

But you know what’s MOST important?

Learning to sell with emails in the first place.

Otherwise, even the grooviest, most kick gluteus assimus auto-responder won’t do you a lick of good. On the other hand, if you know what you’re doing, you can make out like a bandit every time you push that “send” button even with a crappy auto-responder.

That’s where I can help.

It’s why I created the “Email Players” newsletter.

The newsletter is NOT for the timid.

Or for people “playing” business.

(i.e. MOST Internet marketers)

But if you got the right stuff, it’s at:

www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle

I want to switch things up a bit today.

Check out this great question I got a while back from Email Players subscriber Joe Gilder:

“Do you have any advice on a business with multiple products? I have around 12 information products, and I’ve been promoting them somewhat randomly in my daily emails. I plug whichever product applies the closest to that day’s email topic. Would you suggest focusing on one product each week or something like that? Or just firing off helpful emails and linking to whichever product makes the most sense?”

That’s the million penny question, isn’t it?

Especially for affiliate marketers and anyone who has a big product line.

And, I will admit, it is something I struggled with for a LONG time.

After all…

If you are talking about products a large portion of your list couldn’t care less about, then you are very likely going to lose their interest.

Lose their readership.

And, probably lose their patronage.

(It’s the classic “meh. this isn’t for me… next…” phenomenon).

Happens ALL the time.

And it’s the silent sales killer nobody dares speaketh of.

So what’s the solution?

What do you do if you have a lot of cool products but you don’t want to risk boring anyone who might otherwise buy one of your other products?

Bad news is, there is no one-size-fits solution.

And don’t let any goo-roo tell ya otherwise.

The GOOD news is…

In the next “Email Players” issue, I am going to show you 4 ways to handle this “problem” so you (1) don’t bore your list and (2) increase the chances of them buying.

This baby goes to the printer Wednesday.

So there’s no time for dilly-dally.

Subscribe in time here:

www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle

A Free Taste For You

Hey, so no time for messing around today.

(In a hurry…)

If you haven’t checked out my media interview page in a while, I’ve added more content over the past couple months — including radio & podcast interviews giving unique spins on email marketing I usually only reserve for paid products.

Feed thy mind and profiteth:

www.BenSettle.com/media

Ben Settle

P.S. Of course, as profitable as this info is, it’s but a small taste of what’s inside the pages of “Email Players.”

If/when you’re ready to take the training wheels off, go to:

www.EmailPlayers.com

BEN SETTLE

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WHAT OTHERS ARE SAYING

Even when you’re simply just selling stuff, your emails are, in effect, brilliant content for marketers who want to see how to make sales copy incapable of being ignored by their core market. You are a master of this rare skill, Ben, and I tip my hat in respect.

Gary Bencivenga

(Universally acknowledged as the world’s greatest living copywriter)

www.MarketingBullets.com

I confess that I have only begun watching Ben closely and corresponding with him fairly recently, my mistake. At this point, it is, bluntly, very rare to discover somebody I find intelligent, informed, interesting and inspiring, and that is how I would describe Ben Settle.

Dan S. Kennedy

Author, ’No BS’ book series

Ben is one of the sharpest marketing minds on the planet, and he runs his membership “Email Players” better than just about any other I’ve seen. I highly recommend it.

Perry Marshall

Author of 8 books whose Google book laid the foundations for the $100 billion Pay Per Click industry, whose prestigious 80/20 work has been used by NASA’s Jet Propulsion Labs, and whose historic reinvention of the Pareto Principle is published in Harvard Business Review.

www.PerryMarshall.com

I think Ben is the light heavyweight champion of email copywriting. I ass-lo think we’d make Mayweather money in a unification title bout!

Matt Furey

www.MattFurey.com

Zen Master Of The Internet®

President of The Psycho-Cybernetics Foundation

Just want you to know I get great advice and at least one chuckle… or a slap on the forehead “duh”… every time I read your emails!

Carline Anglade-Cole

AWAI’s Copywriter of the Year Award winner and A-list copywriter who has written for Oprah and continually writes control packages for the world’s most prestigious (and competitive) alternative health direct marketing companies

www.CarlineCole.com

I’ve been reading your stuff for about a month. I love it. You are saying, in very arresting ways, things I’ve been trying to teach marketers and copywriters for 30 years. Keep up the good work!

Mark Ford

aka Michael Masterson

Cofounder of AWAI

www.AwaiOnline.com

The business is so big now. Prob 4x the revenue since when we first met… and had you in! Claim credit, as it did correlate!

Joseph Schriefer

(Copy Chief at Agora Financial)

www.AgoraFinancial.com

I wake up to READ YOUR WORDS. I learn from you and study exactly how you combine words + feelings together. Like no other. YOU go DEEP and HARD.”

Lori Haller

(“A-List” designer who has worked on control sales letters and other projects for Oprah Winfrey, Gary Bencivenga, Clayton Makepeace, Jim Rutz, and more.

www.ShadowOakStudio.com

I love your emails. Your e-mail style is stunningly effective.

Bob Bly

The man McGrawHill calls

America’s top copywriter

and bestselling author of over 75 books

www.Bly.com

Ben might be a freaking genius. Just one insight he shared at the last Oceans 4 mastermind I can guarantee you will end up netting me at least an extra $100k in the next year.

Daegan Smith

www.Maximum-Leverage.com

Ben Settle is a great contemporary source of copywriting wisdom. I’ve been a big admirer of Ben’s writing for a long time, and he’s the only copywriter I’ve ever hired and been satisfied with

Ken McCarthy

One of the “founding fathers”

of Internet marketing

www.KenMcCarthy.com

I start my day with reading from the Holy Bible and Ben Settle’s email, not necessarily in that order.

Richard Armstrong

A List direct mail copywriter

whose clients have included

Rodale, Boardroom, Reader’s Digest,

Men’s Health, Newsweek,

Prevention Health Magazine, the ASCPA

and, even, The Limbaugh Letter.

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Of all the people I follow there’s so much stuff that comes into my inbox from various copywriters and direct marketers and creatives, your stuff is about as good as it gets.

Brian Kurtz

Former Executive VP of Boardroom Inc. Named Marketer of the Year by Target Marketing magazine

www.BrianKurtz.me

The f’in’ hottest email copywriter on the web now.

David Garfinkel

The World’s Greatest Copywriting Coach

www.FastEffectiveCopy.com

Ben Settle is my email marketing mentor.

Tom Woods

Senior fellow of the Mises Institute, New York Times Bestselling Author, Prominent libertarian historian & author, and host of one of the longest running and most popular libertarian podcasts on the planet

www.TomWoods.com

I’ve read your stuff and you have some of the best hooks. You really know how to work the hook and the angles.

Brian Clark

www.CopyBlogger.com

Ben writes some of the most compelling subject lines I’ve ever seen, and implements a very unique style in his blog. Honestly, I can’t help but look when I get an email, or see a new post from him in my Google Reader.

Dr. Glenn Livingston

www.GlennLivingston.com

There are very, very few copywriters whose copy I not only read but save so I can study it… and Ben is on that short list. In fact, he’s so good… he kinda pisses me off. But don’t tell him I said that. 😉

Ray Edwards

Direct Response Copywriter

www.RayEdwards.com

You’re damn brilliant, dude…I really DO admire your work, my friend!

Brian Keith Voiles

A-list copywriter who has written winning ads for prestigious clients such as Jay Abraham, Ted Nicholas, Dr. Stephen R. Covey, Robert Allen, and Gary Halbert.

www.AdvertisingMagicCopywriting.com

We finally got to meet in person and you delivered a killer talk. Your emails are one of the very few I read and study. And your laid back style.. is just perfect!

Ryan Lee

Best-selling Author

“Entrepreneur” Magazine columnist

www.RyanLee.com

There’s been a recent flood of copy writing “gurus” lately and I only trust ONE! And that’s @BenSettle

Bryan Sharpe

AKA Hotep Jesus

www.BooksByBryan.com

www.HotepNation.com

I’m so busy but there’s some guys like Ben Settle w/incredible daily emails that I always read.

Russell Brunson

World class Internet marketer, author, and speaker

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