I throw the word “goo-roo” around a lot.
And sometimes people wonder if I’m referring to someone specifically or (and I find this especially amusing) if I’m referring to them!
The answer is “no” in both cases.
I speaketh of a “type.”
But, just to be safe…
Here are some clues you might be a goo-roo:
(In my best Jeff Foxworthy voice)
- If you send out a broadcast email and write “sent from my iPhone” at the bottom to trick people into thinking it’s a personal email… YEW might be a goo-roo…
- If you admit behind closed doors you can’t get your “push button riches” program to work for yourself but sell it anyway… YEW might be a goo-roo…
- If you claim to get 100% conversion from a sales letter that sold a total of one person… YEW might be a goo-roo…
- If you sell a “how to get website traffic” course and get all your traffic via joint ventures… YEW might be a goo-roo…
- If you sell an email course but hardly ever write any emails yourself… YEW might be a goo-roo…
- If you insist on everyone testing their ads but have never actually tested anything yourself… YEW might be a goo-roo…
And the list goes on.
Maybe I’ll continue this list again some day.
(There’s lots of goo-roo types out there).
In the meantime…
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And don’t worry.
There’s nary a goo-roo in sight inside.
Ben Settle
